I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2537. | Ethan (an3223) | 78.80 | 95.6% | 2024-06-24 |
| 2538. | tstats[sweetapple6911] (swe... | 78.79 | 96.5% | 2023-10-04 |
| 2539. | CookieChokis (cookiechokis) | 78.78 | 98% | 2024-06-01 |
| 2540. | Miroslav (lil_retarded) | 78.77 | 95.6% | 2023-12-01 |
| 2541. | Kevin (kmg2002) | 78.76 | 96.7% | 2023-11-09 |
| 2542. | dramorak (dramorak) | 78.72 | 97% | 2023-04-29 |
| 2543. | Theo (mewtish) | 78.66 | 95.9% | 2023-10-30 |
| 2544. | Mc Louie (elemaw) | 78.65 | 96% | 2023-05-26 |
| 2545. | Nic (ning0) | 78.63 | 98% | 2023-05-05 |
| 2546. | bonzi (bnzi) | 78.62 | 94.9% | 2024-09-05 |
| 2547. | Amin (super_stage) | 78.62 | 96.3% | 2023-10-09 |
| 2548. | Parth (parthdwivedi) | 78.59 | 96% | 2023-05-06 |
| 2549. | Ipboys68 (ipboys68) | 78.58 | 96% | 2024-01-31 |
| 2550. | Ilia (ilyakleyman) | 78.54 | 97.9% | 2024-01-23 |
| 2551. | Morgan (morgansoares6) | 78.54 | 97.2% | 2024-05-21 |
| 2552. | gayman (vvvvvccvvvvv) | 78.54 | 96% | 2024-02-06 |
| 2553. | Macbeth! (macbeth__) | 78.53 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
| 2554. | Mel (mel2k) | 78.52 | 98% | 2024-04-02 |
| 2555. | qImToxic (qimtoxic) | 78.51 | 97% | 2024-06-14 |
| 2556. | Evandro (evandrocastro) | 78.50 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
| 2557. | ElPresidente (peterhartz) | 78.50 | 95.7% | 2023-07-21 |
| 2558. | nabeel (nabeelmirza) | 78.49 | 97.2% | 2024-10-03 |
| 2559. | Chris (prospa) | 78.46 | 96.6% | 2023-10-25 |
| 2560. | Gagan (gagan18) | 78.45 | 96.9% | 2023-07-01 |
| 2561. | heHe (vunj) | 78.44 | 96% | 2025-06-28 |
| 2562. | Shishcobober (shishcobober2) | 78.40 | 96.8% | 2025-02-14 |
| 2563. | Aya (dinodance) | 78.36 | 96% | 2023-12-09 |
| 2564. | Ian (dna01) | 78.33 | 96.5% | 2025-01-18 |
| 2565. | Seb (defaultseb) | 78.33 | 95.4% | 2023-08-08 |
| 2566. | Samsore (samsore) | 78.30 | 93.7% | 2024-01-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |