As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4693. | ae (bigae) | 99.01 | 98% | 2020-10-19 |
| 4694. | Bleh (entropian) | 99.01 | 99% | 2022-01-02 |
| 4695. | Joseph (jpalma4790) | 99.00 | 99% | 2021-08-04 |
| 4696. | Dyl (dbambino) | 99.00 | 99% | 2017-08-07 |
| 4697. | HOFONG (hofong) | 99.00 | 95% | 2016-08-04 |
| 4698. | Caitlin (caitlin3) | 98.99 | 99% | 2025-11-05 |
| 4699. | Luke (lukell) | 98.99 | 97.9% | 2025-02-05 |
| 4700. | Happy (candy02058912) | 98.98 | 99% | 2020-09-13 |
| 4701. | OAYCG22 (oaycg22) | 98.97 | 97% | 2016-05-14 |
| 4702. | D (dmaulish) | 98.97 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
| 4703. | SkimnerPhi (skyminer707) | 98.97 | 97% | 2020-03-10 |
| 4704. | Samantha (samananthak) | 98.97 | 100% | 2015-07-24 |
| 4705. | sop (sopyo) | 98.96 | 96% | 2017-10-05 |
| 4706. | slow. (meeper24) | 98.96 | 96% | 2022-06-04 |
| 4707. | goal 200wpm avg on dvorak (... | 98.95 | 97.4% | 2024-03-24 |
| 4708. | Braeden (cheetoo) | 98.95 | 94% | 2016-11-05 |
| 4709. | UnderwaterAir (underwaterco... | 98.94 | 98% | 2023-08-18 |
| 4710. | Andrew (epiandrew) | 98.94 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 4711. | Ingyou (ingsta) | 98.94 | 97% | 2021-06-09 |
| 4712. | Michael (m_soutar3) | 98.94 | 97% | 2022-10-10 |
| 4713. | Amelia (ahmillzah) | 98.94 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
| 4714. | Desiree (desireemae95) | 98.93 | 96% | 2016-02-24 |
| 4715. | floki3033 (floki3033) | 98.93 | 97% | 2021-02-27 |
| 4716. | Guahahahah (guahahahah) | 98.92 | 99% | 2023-09-25 |
| 4717. | π§origin = πππ’π... | 98.91 | 98.2% | 2023-10-22 |
| 4718. | Daniel (incognitus) | 98.91 | 99% | 2022-07-20 |
| 4719. | bruh_momentum (travis358) | 98.91 | 99% | 2021-04-16 |
| 4720. | Solvent (sanchit92) | 98.91 | 98% | 2019-06-19 |
| 4721. | Rodan (rodcuber) | 98.91 | 90% | 2016-05-10 |
| 4722. | BobbyWasabi (bobby_wasabi_) | 98.90 | 98.2% | 2025-01-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |