The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9464. | CHANDRA SEKHAR (chanduandsa... | 48.07 | 97% | 2019-11-23 |
| 9465. | THE STARDUST (void07) | 48.07 | 98% | 2021-08-06 |
| 9466. | Omkar (omkar001) | 48.07 | 97% | 2022-02-03 |
| 9467. | Firgen (firgen) | 48.07 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 9468. | Kazuki (kazukirokugatsu) | 48.07 | 94% | 2015-11-23 |
| 9469. | Mel (frog) | 48.07 | — | 2009-03-29 |
| 9470. | daljeet (daljeetsingh) | 48.06 | 95% | 2022-01-05 |
| 9471. | Pio (piosoesetio) | 48.06 | 82% | 2016-07-04 |
| 9472. | manjeet (manjeetsachdeva18) | 48.06 | 93% | 2016-10-04 |
| 9473. | Greg (greghinton) | 48.06 | 88% | 2011-05-09 |
| 9474. | Ruslan (loyaltytwo) | 48.05 | 94% | 2017-09-30 |
| 9475. | silver (mhelvile43) | 48.05 | 92% | 2014-01-07 |
| 9476. | Evaop (gzlwan22) | 48.05 | 94% | 2013-09-30 |
| 9477. | anny (sweet_anny) | 48.05 | 97% | 2012-09-06 |
| 9478. | Aditya (its_adi) | 48.04 | 97% | 2022-09-03 |
| 9479. | Anshul (janshul) | 48.04 | 95% | 2016-05-21 |
| 9480. | Sumanta (sumanta001) | 48.03 | 99% | 2021-09-28 |
| 9481. | Ramen (idrinkjelly) | 48.03 | 94% | 2013-04-14 |
| 9482. | Michael (m_soutar3) | 48.03 | 86% | 2017-02-23 |
| 9483. | Michal (greenboyardee) | 48.03 | 93% | 2018-12-11 |
| 9484. | Joanne (joannealee) | 48.02 | 91% | 2012-01-11 |
| 9485. | Volkan (rvolkan) | 48.02 | — | 2011-02-25 |
| 9486. | John (supercriticalco2) | 48.01 | 95% | 2022-11-03 |
| 9487. | flash (cochrane) | 48.01 | 95% | 2023-08-14 |
| 9488. | Hunter (wizardhunter11) | 48.01 | 94% | 2020-02-23 |
| 9489. | Febrina (febybrina) | 48.01 | 90% | 2011-10-27 |
| 9490. | Jonas (igern) | 48.01 | 92% | 2012-10-05 |
| 9491. | Julia (liljulia22) | 48.00 | 88% | 2013-07-14 |
| 9492. | Sakibul (sakib62) | 48.00 | 97% | 2021-12-04 |
| 9493. | Minh (raye123) | 48.00 | — | 2009-11-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |