So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33944. | shaarad (shaaraddalvi) | 44.81 | — | 2009-07-31 |
| 33945. | J E S T E R 18 (j_e_s_t_e_r... | 44.81 | 95% | 2023-02-10 |
| 33946. | Caroline (groovis82) | 44.81 | — | 2011-01-05 |
| 33947. | bekbolsun (bekbolsunn) | 44.80 | 92% | 2023-03-21 |
| 33948. | Gab (gabsnts) | 44.80 | 94% | 2022-04-24 |
| 33949. | Shawkat (spulok) | 44.80 | 95% | 2016-04-15 |
| 33950. | Adolf (adolf1) | 44.79 | 93% | 2022-05-17 |
| 33951. | Brendan (cloveis_) | 44.79 | 94% | 2020-12-16 |
| 33952. | Rich (rychang901) | 44.79 | 94% | 2011-07-26 |
| 33953. | Korben (kaibutsusennin) | 44.79 | 81% | 2011-06-25 |
| 33954. | Eschumm21 (eschumm21) | 44.78 | 96% | 2023-07-01 |
| 33955. | Nikolai (slipexd) | 44.78 | 92% | 2022-08-18 |
| 33956. | PK (pavanuppari) | 44.78 | 97% | 2021-08-30 |
| 33957. | Epstein (yasfer21) | 44.78 | 96% | 2011-10-19 |
| 33958. | Jonathan (minifoke) | 44.78 | 87% | 2012-12-18 |
| 33959. | Daniyal (daniali) | 44.78 | 89% | 2013-03-13 |
| 33960. | Michelle (m_smith770) | 44.77 | 97% | 2022-08-12 |
| 33961. | asdf (protozeit) | 44.77 | 93% | 2020-07-12 |
| 33962. | Akira (legendfalcon) | 44.77 | 82% | 2012-09-19 |
| 33963. | Virgil (vanvirgil_) | 44.76 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 33964. | eli (elinguyen) | 44.76 | 95% | 2011-07-23 |
| 33965. | An Original (yellowrat) | 44.75 | 94% | 2017-12-11 |
| 33966. | Eritze (er1ze) | 44.75 | 95% | 2022-05-16 |
| 33967. | kaz (kazfu0ker) | 44.75 | 98% | 2013-01-27 |
| 33968. | Perstin (perstin) | 44.74 | 93.8% | 2021-01-29 |
| 33969. | Kristina (kristinav) | 44.74 | — | 2009-02-25 |
| 33970. | SirHIroshii (sirhiroshii) | 44.73 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 33971. | Mike (vasili454) | 44.73 | 95% | 2013-07-22 |
| 33972. | M Awais (ajmi) | 44.73 | 95% | 2016-02-26 |
| 33973. | shake (shakeyiu) | 44.73 | — | 2009-03-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |