As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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17861. | Jimmy (quazy_43) | 66.43 | 96% | 2021-07-10 |
17862. | Tater (strudle120) | 66.43 | 93% | 2016-08-03 |
17863. | Rand al'Thor (reuben_kid) | 66.42 | 98% | 2025-09-14 |
17864. | Don (donbw) | 66.42 | 97% | 2020-10-08 |
17865. | Abdurahmon (simple_uzbek) | 66.42 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
17866. | M (mehtro_20) | 66.42 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
17867. | Ben Robertson (robbo_15) | 66.42 | 97% | 2022-02-17 |
17868. | Mikhail (mayham92) | 66.42 | 97% | 2022-11-27 |
17869. | nothandy (kjner17u) | 66.41 | 99% | 2023-06-09 |
17870. | Waonder (waonder) | 66.41 | 96% | 2023-02-07 |
17871. | Mikastiv (mikastiv) | 66.41 | 98% | 2021-12-14 |
17872. | Arr (htunkyaw) | 66.41 | 96% | 2019-09-04 |
17873. | AG (anujmgupta) | 66.41 | 94% | 2016-01-01 |
17874. | Muhmmad (usamakhan018) | 66.40 | 97% | 2022-09-05 |
17875. | Mihkel (tikstiks) | 66.40 | 96% | 2021-09-24 |
17876. | Cristian (fraayze) | 66.40 | 94.8% | 2021-02-13 |
17877. | chanette (mak1nami) | 66.39 | 95.7% | 2023-05-20 |
17878. | Sand (eyebags) | 66.39 | 96% | 2018-07-16 |
17879. | Marius (m4ryu5) | 66.39 | 97% | 2023-02-21 |
17880. | Kelsey (kelseyjaescott) | 66.39 | 96% | 2019-05-08 |
17881. | Michael (fourstats) | 66.39 | 95% | 2022-07-20 |
17882. | Shukuphido (shukuphido) | 66.39 | 98% | 2021-11-23 |
17883. | Ngoc (windblossom0520) | 66.39 | 96% | 2023-01-18 |
17884. | Mariam (maliya13) | 66.39 | 100% | 2015-05-12 |
17885. | Micah (micahnical) | 66.38 | 96% | 2021-08-20 |
17886. | Ryan (ryann77) | 66.38 | 94% | 2020-12-15 |
17887. | Chun Yu (intaceraptor) | 66.38 | 93% | 2017-04-13 |
17888. | Rennard (rennard) | 66.38 | 96% | 2021-04-26 |
17889. | EAT (nooodless) | 66.38 | 92% | 2016-09-21 |
17890. | 5th place (aj300031990) | 66.38 | 97% | 2015-07-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |