The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22367. | kate (kate2000) | 68.41 | 96% | 2019-01-18 |
| 22368. | Aaron (fort) | 68.41 | 89% | 2013-05-18 |
| 22369. | Mr. Fahrenheit (eadgbe) | 68.41 | — | 2010-03-20 |
| 22370. | Antonio (antoniom) | 68.41 | 97% | 2016-03-31 |
| 22371. | MoshuFingers (scotscottie) | 68.40 | 96% | 2021-05-21 |
| 22372. | Michael (fourstats) | 68.40 | 96% | 2022-05-05 |
| 22373. | Becca (becmarley) | 68.40 | 90% | 2015-10-21 |
| 22374. | Ancient (ancientone7) | 68.40 | 97% | 2022-06-09 |
| 22375. | Nathan (nathanwithnums) | 68.40 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 22376. | Bob (sammysam) | 68.40 | — | 2010-07-13 |
| 22377. | Mahwish (mahwish) | 68.40 | — | 2008-11-09 |
| 22378. | Brendan (concice) | 68.39 | 95% | 2023-02-21 |
| 22379. | Calle (bensonandhedges1) | 68.39 | 94% | 2022-12-08 |
| 22380. | majid (majidabbas7301) | 68.39 | 94% | 2016-08-24 |
| 22381. | Eugene (evg64) | 68.39 | 97% | 2013-11-26 |
| 22382. | Aaron (cocotato) | 68.39 | 94% | 2015-11-13 |
| 22383. | Shally (shallybroken) | 68.38 | 97% | 2022-07-17 |
| 22384. | Gilbert (sigalingging_23) | 68.38 | 95% | 2021-06-25 |
| 22385. | Jimmy Le🇻🇳🇺🇸 (c... | 68.38 | 95% | 2022-01-05 |
| 22386. | Ermis (m4j0r4n1x) | 68.38 | 95% | 2022-12-05 |
| 22387. | Justin (ringei) | 68.38 | 96% | 2012-04-11 |
| 22388. | Sarah (sarah1990) | 68.38 | — | 2009-03-12 |
| 22389. | Kang (kangman) | 68.38 | 96% | 2012-03-26 |
| 22390. | Darko (d_a_x) | 68.38 | — | 2010-10-10 |
| 22391. | anatoly (tolya) | 68.37 | 95% | 2017-01-16 |
| 22392. | phantom (hrithikhack007) | 68.37 | 97% | 2022-10-11 |
| 22393. | Ruslan (rusbes) | 68.37 | 95% | 2020-01-29 |
| 22394. | Brian (malachi77) | 68.37 | 95% | 2016-11-29 |
| 22395. | Control (controlpanel) | 68.37 | — | 2009-06-28 |
| 22396. | danakittyy (danakittyy) | 68.37 | 90% | 2011-12-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |