The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30390. | Guest (bryce51202) | 53.42 | — | 2010-06-06 |
| 30391. | Jakub (sayunoka) | 53.41 | 94% | 2021-06-24 |
| 30392. | Sandio (sandiodm) | 53.41 | 94% | 2016-04-06 |
| 30393. | wei (weiduan) | 53.41 | 91% | 2014-04-07 |
| 30394. | Selim (rey459) | 53.40 | 93% | 2022-12-23 |
| 30395. | Jacqui (applejakkes) | 53.40 | 96% | 2016-02-20 |
| 30396. | Luke (lukecunningham) | 53.40 | 92% | 2013-11-12 |
| 30397. | Colemak_Nash (nashracer) | 53.39 | 95% | 2022-11-08 |
| 30398. | Amir (flashout) | 53.39 | 95% | 2020-12-19 |
| 30399. | Amelie (amelierosemcd) | 53.39 | 95% | 2019-01-02 |
| 30400. | Voluptuous (lottery248) | 53.38 | 95% | 2018-06-18 |
| 30401. | Lin (desolaterain) | 53.38 | — | 2009-10-22 |
| 30402. | Mohammad (abdel3leam) | 53.37 | 97% | 2021-08-14 |
| 30403. | PR@NIT (anonymous8) | 53.37 | 95% | 2022-08-29 |
| 30404. | Tim (ryantimjohn) | 53.37 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 30405. | Doug (failure28) | 53.37 | 95% | 2017-03-13 |
| 30406. | Big (m1chaelw10) | 53.36 | 96% | 2021-04-29 |
| 30407. | sothea (sothea9) | 53.36 | 96% | 2020-07-27 |
| 30408. | Pranjal (haanhaargaya) | 53.35 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 30409. | jazz (jazzhand) | 53.35 | 96% | 2023-01-22 |
| 30410. | shubham (shubham0007) | 53.35 | 93% | 2014-02-24 |
| 30411. | nitin (gauravandme) | 53.34 | 96% | 2023-05-24 |
| 30412. | Goldey (goldey) | 53.34 | 96% | 2022-08-01 |
| 30413. | Thomas (thms_andrsn) | 53.34 | 97% | 2021-11-14 |
| 30414. | Mujtaba (smh331987) | 53.34 | — | 2010-10-21 |
| 30415. | Maxamad amiin (aqoonraadiye71) | 53.33 | 95% | 2022-12-20 |
| 30416. | Antonio (afta) | 53.33 | 94% | 2017-06-04 |
| 30417. | rlzeehmv (rlzeehmv) | 53.33 | 94% | 2016-09-22 |
| 30418. | Zed (wetlandscoke) | 53.32 | 96% | 2013-01-28 |
| 30419. | gaco vu (gaco1089) | 53.32 | 93% | 2015-10-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |