So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3766. | Daniel (h2opolosda) | 103.91 | 97% | 2013-09-05 |
| 3767. | bibek (championera) | 103.91 | 91% | 2013-01-23 |
| 3768. | Jay (ironkillers) | 103.90 | 99% | 2017-05-18 |
| 3769. | Bee (beejbeeabeey) | 103.90 | 98% | 2022-07-09 |
| 3770. | Dymon (dymon) | 103.90 | 97% | 2021-06-12 |
| 3771. | Mike (icecubez) | 103.90 | 99% | 2014-07-23 |
| 3772. | wienerschnitzel (wangonmybird) | 103.89 | 98% | 2014-06-09 |
| 3773. | noi (pouffles) | 103.89 | 99% | 2015-01-29 |
| 3774. | matt (matt) | 103.89 | — | 2009-03-11 |
| 3775. | Eric (people_pleaser) | 103.88 | 92% | 2016-01-13 |
| 3776. | FartMaster2003 (unpog) | 103.88 | 96% | 2022-01-01 |
| 3777. | Jony (pioka) | 103.88 | 94% | 2013-04-26 |
| 3778. | k (kathy100) | 103.88 | — | 2008-09-19 |
| 3779. | c (malloweater) | 103.87 | 95% | 2014-04-23 |
| 3780. | Tuomas (tume97) | 103.87 | 98% | 2015-01-13 |
| 3781. | Mitch (stoopify) | 103.87 | 96% | 2012-12-14 |
| 3782. | Dawn (m0f0) | 103.86 | 94% | 2013-08-15 |
| 3783. | Charles (char466) | 103.85 | 99% | 2021-02-23 |
| 3784. | Kate (iblowtheoboe) | 103.85 | — | 2008-12-03 |
| 3785. | Daniel (madscience) | 103.84 | 98% | 2015-04-10 |
| 3786. | ⁹⁻¹⁰ᵍᵐ (green910) | 103.83 | 96% | 2015-12-04 |
| 3787. | Alex (boundplaya) | 103.83 | — | 2010-01-05 |
| 3788. | Akza (akza) | 103.82 | 99% | 2019-06-08 |
| 3789. | Nobody (nobodycares1337) | 103.81 | 89% | 2015-10-27 |
| 3790. | bellglom (bellgloom) | 103.80 | 97% | 2022-09-21 |
| 3791. | Cameron (sigmaimu) | 103.80 | 98% | 2021-12-30 |
| 3792. | Mitch◕‿◕ (swerkxs) | 103.79 | 96% | 2012-06-04 |
| 3793. | scrum (scrumm) | 103.78 | 98% | 2021-06-28 |
| 3794. | Zephyr (hiilikepie12345) | 103.78 | 97% | 2013-10-09 |
| 3795. | CHT (cht64) | 103.76 | 98% | 2022-05-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |