The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24143. | Poyzuun (poyzuun) | 69.09 | 95.7% | 2024-10-05 |
| 24144. | Hanni's Bodyguard (limsunpe... | 69.09 | 95% | 2024-11-11 |
| 24145. | Bryce (bergtyper) | 69.09 | 95.9% | 2025-05-21 |
| 24146. | ゆうこうじ (wolve_) | 69.09 | 96% | 2022-04-24 |
| 24147. | Matt (makeanameforyourself) | 69.09 | 98% | 2019-11-22 |
| 24148. | cr7 (cr7_sui) | 69.08 | 96.4% | 2024-01-08 |
| 24149. | Dan (chilli_dm) | 69.08 | 94% | 2024-02-04 |
| 24150. | goofygoober (goofygooberette) | 69.08 | 97% | 2024-02-14 |
| 24151. | Kcoo123 (kcoo123) | 69.08 | 97.7% | 2024-04-18 |
| 24152. | Jacob (jupiwoopy) | 69.08 | 97.4% | 2024-02-27 |
| 24153. | fuapica (fuapica) | 69.08 | 97% | 2014-02-19 |
| 24154. | Conor (conargh) | 69.08 | 97% | 2020-07-18 |
| 24155. | Jacob (icywaffle) | 69.08 | 90% | 2012-09-23 |
| 24156. | Theologic (theologic) | 69.08 | 95% | 2012-12-25 |
| 24157. | Udan (udan_rimbus93) | 69.08 | 97% | 2019-09-28 |
| 24158. | David (speedydave) | 69.08 | 96% | 2011-10-22 |
| 24159. | Jack (jacksmith21) | 69.07 | 95% | 2024-02-06 |
| 24160. | Sir Addons (joey7) | 69.07 | 89% | 2012-12-21 |
| 24161. | John (lymecore) | 69.07 | 98% | 2020-06-28 |
| 24162. | javed (m.javediqbal51214@gm... | 69.07 | 92% | 2015-10-13 |
| 24163. | William (samedice) | 69.06 | 95% | 2025-06-05 |
| 24164. | Piyush (drpiyushkr) | 69.06 | 97% | 2024-12-13 |
| 24165. | TiMMsY (ctimmsy) | 69.06 | 96% | 2025-04-04 |
| 24166. | Patrick (jppat) | 69.06 | 96% | 2024-11-10 |
| 24167. | Martin (moscato) | 69.06 | 90% | 2012-11-18 |
| 24168. | Gray (ryodansai) | 69.06 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| 24169. | alger (decide) | 69.06 | 96% | 2020-03-28 |
| 24170. | :3 (saschiablouse) | 69.06 | 90% | 2016-03-28 |
| 24171. | phoon (phoooon) | 69.05 | 96.3% | 2025-04-06 |
| 24172. | Luis (luisfpetrucci) | 69.05 | 98% | 2025-03-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |