Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1709. | Bal (belgianwaffle) | 89.31 | 99% | 2020-10-03 |
| 1710. | Brandon (ravycon) | 89.30 | 96% | 2019-11-08 |
| 1711. | Kevin (hyperdubz) | 89.30 | 98% | 2018-02-26 |
| 1712. | S (mysilkyheart) | 89.29 | 98% | 2019-08-30 |
| 1713. | odk46Bt8 (wowcow) | 89.28 | 98% | 2018-03-17 |
| 1714. | Fexo (fexer) | 89.26 | 98% | 2020-12-18 |
| 1715. | Ron (ronofrons) | 89.26 | 98% | 2018-02-15 |
| 1716. | 災禍 (psyaika) | 89.24 | 98% | 2019-02-20 |
| 1717. | PPS(MK)~no quit~ (petar20) | 89.24 | 97% | 2018-03-28 |
| 1718. | Colemak (prayaerold) | 89.22 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 1719. | Eduard (eduard20) | 89.21 | 99% | 2019-02-13 |
| 1720. | C (tenac1ty) | 89.20 | 98% | 2020-06-10 |
| 1721. | Jason (jpngfile) | 89.20 | 97% | 2017-09-25 |
| 1722. | John (sprainedankles) | 89.20 | 100% | 2017-08-16 |
| 1723. | Arnold (nosleepinginfilmclass) | 89.17 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 1724. | ahaha (tugarinovite) | 89.16 | 96% | 2018-05-24 |
| 1725. | Laura (lgunn) | 89.15 | 98% | 2019-10-30 |
| 1726. | javed (m.javediqbal51214@gm... | 89.15 | 98% | 2017-06-27 |
| 1727. | Shymphony (shymphony) | 89.11 | 95% | 2020-11-03 |
| 1728. | tstats[sinkingecstasies] (s... | 89.08 | 97% | 2020-10-15 |
| 1729. | Saul (saulvsoto) | 89.06 | 96% | 2020-10-04 |
| 1730. | shaf (enzo1456) | 89.05 | 97% | 2018-12-15 |
| 1731. | BahDude (majduddin8) | 89.05 | 97% | 2020-10-13 |
| 1732. | John (swamp_thing) | 89.04 | 96% | 2020-05-24 |
| 1733. | Hurmaan (hurmaan) | 89.02 | 97% | 2017-09-07 |
| 1734. | Zorro (zorro_2017) | 89.00 | 97% | 2017-07-05 |
| 1735. | carlos (carlit0) | 88.99 | 97% | 2020-06-22 |
| 1736. | P (ssnhouston713) | 88.98 | 98% | 2019-08-19 |
| 1737. | John (shadosavage) | 88.98 | 98% | 2018-06-06 |
| 1738. | Andrew (nosingaround) | 88.96 | 98% | 2018-06-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |