Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4006. | Big Flecks (_ndrxw) | 94.68 | 98% | 2022-05-09 |
| 4007. | John (seaofnonsense) | 94.68 | 99% | 2021-07-31 |
| 4008. | Lorenz (lorenzvc) | 94.68 | 98% | 2021-12-14 |
| 4009. | Xzereath (xzereath) | 94.67 | 98% | 2021-10-22 |
| 4010. | Z (zidan119) | 94.66 | 96.8% | 2025-01-24 |
| 4011. | William (willwin4sure) | 94.66 | 97% | 2018-06-22 |
| 4012. | Matthew (mattyhassett) | 94.66 | 98.3% | 2021-01-31 |
| 4013. | Kevin (kevinater1) | 94.66 | 99% | 2018-11-25 |
| 4014. | Buruburu (buruburu) | 94.64 | 100% | 2021-12-11 |
| 4015. | Carson (carsonpomeroy) | 94.63 | 96% | 2024-11-14 |
| 4016. | Crystal (wolfyyyyy) | 94.63 | 98% | 2021-08-10 |
| 4017. | Nathaniel (nlwarrior) | 94.63 | 95% | 2021-04-22 |
| 4018. | Galarki (galarki) | 94.62 | 99% | 2023-08-24 |
| 4019. | FREE PALESTINE! (vitiligo) | 94.62 | 98.3% | 2024-03-09 |
| 4020. | xlsv (asilvano) | 94.62 | 96.5% | 2024-08-13 |
| 4021. | gnot a gnome (xtphty) | 94.62 | 96% | 2018-06-19 |
| 4022. | Theodore (kyzerian) | 94.60 | 100% | 2019-03-04 |
| 4023. | vlod. (vlad_priwalov) | 94.60 | 97% | 2022-04-02 |
| 4024. | javed (m.javediqbal51214@gm... | 94.60 | 100% | 2017-04-16 |
| 4025. | Jarred (xclbr) | 94.59 | 98% | 2022-08-02 |
| 4026. | K (sunfalls) | 94.59 | 99% | 2023-09-05 |
| 4027. | Deonix (deonix_emosewa) | 94.59 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 4028. | 德古斯 (papaco) | 94.59 | 96% | 2018-02-14 |
| 4029. | Edward (kailhreds) | 94.58 | 100% | 2024-11-22 |
| 4030. | The Real League of Typists ... | 94.58 | 96% | 2023-10-03 |
| 4031. | Sudip (donda) | 94.58 | 99.2% | 2025-04-27 |
| 4032. | TheLousyCheater (thelousych... | 94.58 | 99% | 2017-01-14 |
| 4033. | Pakistan (humayunhassan69) | 94.56 | 98% | 2022-06-09 |
| 4034. | yong (topcool) | 94.56 | 98.3% | 2025-04-09 |
| 4035. | Albert (alblurt) | 94.55 | 99.2% | 2021-02-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |