I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11335. | Kyle (breadsy) | 85.37 | 98% | 2023-05-21 |
| 11336. | David (fake_clover) | 85.36 | 98% | 2023-05-15 |
| 11337. | robbie (robbiemcfly) | 85.36 | 96% | 2021-09-15 |
| 11338. | Mike (jewunit) | 85.36 | 96% | 2021-04-17 |
| 11339. | Bourdon 16' (thekeyofg) | 85.36 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 11340. | Johnny (jharold) | 85.35 | 97% | 2021-02-24 |
| 11341. | Victor (kingthevictor) | 85.35 | 98% | 2018-06-02 |
| 11342. | Sriram (sriram1994) | 85.34 | 98% | 2023-02-15 |
| 11343. | FrolickeR (frolicker) | 85.33 | 96% | 2019-03-16 |
| 11344. | SkyerZ (skyerz) | 85.33 | 96% | 2021-10-20 |
| 11345. | Yabz (yabzfr) | 85.32 | 98% | 2023-01-04 |
| 11346. | Klunky (liamrob) | 85.32 | 98% | 2020-05-24 |
| 11347. | Kobert (littlekuri) | 85.32 | 97% | 2020-01-15 |
| 11348. | Leukino (leukino) | 85.32 | 97% | 2019-04-03 |
| 11349. | Andrew (aescay) | 85.32 | 96% | 2022-10-03 |
| 11350. | Kardo (kardoj) | 85.32 | 98% | 2017-12-26 |
| 11351. | ElConquistador13 (strikerfv... | 85.31 | 97% | 2024-09-18 |
| 11352. | I lost (lxtxmx1) | 85.31 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 11353. | Donee (volts5) | 85.31 | 99% | 2021-04-30 |
| 11354. | ARLU (frank87) | 85.31 | 99% | 2022-05-07 |
| 11355. | Dino (eastcoastroast) | 85.31 | 100% | 2018-07-07 |
| 11356. | vaibhav (vaibhav6996) | 85.30 | 99% | 2022-11-28 |
| 11357. | Pepe (mrandersonneo) | 85.30 | 96% | 2021-04-10 |
| 11358. | Adrian (cheeseshrub) | 85.30 | 99% | 2025-06-01 |
| 11359. | Oggers (oggers) | 85.30 | 96% | 2017-03-07 |
| 11360. | Mikey (kingmikey) | 85.29 | 96% | 2022-10-27 |
| 11361. | vulcan (vulcan1_) | 85.29 | 98% | 2019-09-06 |
| 11362. | lean (bryanlean4) | 85.29 | 98% | 2018-09-10 |
| 11363. | Alex (freeformjazzy) | 85.28 | 98% | 2021-07-10 |
| 11364. | Vishal (vishal__) | 85.28 | 98% | 2022-07-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |