The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16315. | Daneshvar (daneshvara) | 77.97 | 92% | 2016-10-01 |
| 16316. | Tobi (obiaas) | 77.96 | 96% | 2019-03-14 |
| 16317. | MDFG (zra3) | 77.96 | 96.5% | 2023-07-29 |
| 16318. | ihateskiprace (ihateskiprace) | 77.96 | — | 2010-09-19 |
| 16319. | Kyle (democide) | 77.96 | 94% | 2016-09-22 |
| 16320. | Kate (kaprese) | 77.96 | 94% | 2012-05-29 |
| 16321. | honey (honeyking87) | 77.96 | — | 2009-12-28 |
| 16322. | Snail's Pace (hardtack) | 77.96 | 97% | 2017-10-09 |
| 16323. | thomas (tonstor) | 77.95 | 97% | 2021-06-10 |
| 16324. | Aye (aexerz) | 77.95 | 97% | 2022-10-21 |
| 16325. | ken (kuanying) | 77.95 | 97% | 2016-04-23 |
| 16326. | apoodle_ (molltenlol) | 77.95 | 96% | 2023-03-24 |
| 16327. | Shmeff (shmeff) | 77.95 | 96% | 2023-08-19 |
| 16328. | Werecake (werecake) | 77.95 | 90% | 2013-05-23 |
| 16329. | tobiah (darktilrisen) | 77.95 | 95% | 2017-08-19 |
| 16330. | Simo (thespeedoflight) | 77.95 | 93% | 2017-04-19 |
| 16331. | Meiko42 (meiko42) | 77.94 | 97% | 2022-08-08 |
| 16332. | Will (kingofpie22) | 77.94 | 95% | 2022-09-26 |
| 16333. | lux (luuxray) | 77.94 | 97% | 2021-07-03 |
| 16334. | be (besalt) | 77.94 | 97% | 2022-10-24 |
| 16335. | mike (godlykanadian) | 77.93 | 96% | 2022-10-02 |
| 16336. | Dvorak80 (spline) | 77.93 | 94% | 2013-11-08 |
| 16337. | Tianze (tianzeduan) | 77.92 | 97% | 2023-02-21 |
| 16338. | Joe (jbncdra) | 77.92 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 16339. | Alex (tactickle) | 77.92 | 98.8% | 2023-10-24 |
| 16340. | Cep (alhabiblidinillah) | 77.92 | 97% | 2021-11-22 |
| 16341. | Tomas (ourob0ros) | 77.92 | 98% | 2022-12-19 |
| 16342. | Joshua (jigglydorf) | 77.92 | 97% | 2018-02-28 |
| 16343. | Tom (gearsofvore) | 77.92 | 95% | 2021-03-09 |
| 16344. | jcm (jan500) | 77.92 | 99% | 2014-10-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |