The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24573. | Nguyễn (byakuryuu) | 65.00 | 94% | 2011-09-28 |
| 24574. | Ice (ice_relentless) | 65.00 | 94% | 2013-03-10 |
| 24575. | Ricky (uhsricky) | 65.00 | 97% | 2018-03-01 |
| 24576. | Tendow (tendow) | 65.00 | 91% | 2011-08-22 |
| 24577. | ndh (ndhtypes) | 65.00 | 96% | 2015-04-20 |
| 24578. | erick (erick100) | 65.00 | 94% | 2011-10-07 |
| 24579. | only 루비 (kxntzu) | 64.99 | 95% | 2020-09-24 |
| 24580. | fahad (fahadahmed_lu) | 64.99 | 98% | 2018-04-18 |
| 24581. | Joy (jinbunny) | 64.99 | 88% | 2011-05-26 |
| 24582. | Zap (zourbomb) | 64.99 | 97% | 2022-05-16 |
| 24583. | oscar (oscarhinxdd) | 64.99 | 97% | 2020-11-28 |
| 24584. | Kai (ckai) | 64.99 | 96% | 2021-08-22 |
| 24585. | Tuzy (tuzy) | 64.99 | 94% | 2016-03-03 |
| 24586. | racer (racer1212) | 64.99 | — | 2011-01-29 |
| 24587. | Dvorak (dvorakattack) | 64.99 | 93% | 2012-03-23 |
| 24588. | Carolyn (btbxgirl) | 64.99 | — | 2010-09-01 |
| 24589. | adolfo (hastronauta) | 64.98 | 91% | 2015-09-05 |
| 24590. | Fury (sponsoredbyvisa) | 64.98 | 90% | 2016-08-03 |
| 24591. | User (se19032002) | 64.98 | 96% | 2022-12-12 |
| 24592. | Dread (dreadbeard) | 64.98 | 97% | 2018-07-03 |
| 24593. | Renato Emeric (renatoemeric11) | 64.98 | 96% | 2021-12-22 |
| 24594. | Quang Trung (rikateamovt1) | 64.98 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 24595. | Luu (luu_truong95) | 64.98 | 97% | 2023-09-22 |
| 24596. | Petar (petarodactyl) | 64.98 | 94% | 2020-12-29 |
| 24597. | CARLO (cjbal) | 64.98 | 92% | 2014-09-12 |
| 24598. | eaf (ea7share) | 64.98 | 94% | 2011-10-21 |
| 24599. | galactic (galactic) | 64.97 | — | 2010-04-17 |
| 24600. | Thang (thangnh) | 64.97 | 96% | 2020-05-04 |
| 24601. | Sean (betterthancstein) | 64.97 | 92% | 2014-04-21 |
| 24602. | Dalestep (dalestep) | 64.96 | 96% | 2023-06-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |