Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28757. | Nikolaj (nikolajs) | 55.21 | 95% | 2017-10-22 |
| 28758. | Rijey (anilarq) | 55.21 | 95% | 2021-12-15 |
| 28759. | Ahmad (tshhhhhh) | 55.21 | 97% | 2022-12-05 |
| 28760. | Christian (speciial) | 55.21 | 98% | 2021-07-08 |
| 28761. | Chow (cheah_tc) | 55.21 | 90% | 2016-10-30 |
| 28762. | Mason (clamps3) | 55.21 | 96% | 2017-12-07 |
| 28763. | David (vortexc) | 55.21 | 95% | 2021-01-22 |
| 28764. | Jamie (jtduby) | 55.21 | 91% | 2016-06-16 |
| 28765. | Langoro (langoro) | 55.20 | 95% | 2023-01-24 |
| 28766. | 彡 ᴏᴏʏᴏᴏ 彡 (ooyoo) | 55.20 | 94% | 2016-10-28 |
| 28767. | daz (daz05) | 55.20 | 94% | 2023-03-18 |
| 28768. | AadhavanLio (aadhavanlio) | 55.20 | 96% | 2021-01-10 |
| 28769. | hoa (phuochoa) | 55.20 | — | 2009-10-29 |
| 28770. | Pradeep (pradeepsiva) | 55.20 | 94% | 2014-06-17 |
| 28771. | Kate (misskate) | 55.20 | — | 2010-09-24 |
| 28772. | Hieronymus (countschlick) | 55.20 | 97% | 2012-05-25 |
| 28773. | lunatic (lunatic_) | 55.19 | 97% | 2023-06-02 |
| 28774. | Fábio (fhendo) | 55.19 | — | 2010-04-12 |
| 28775. | Aneesh (aneeshrbhat) | 55.19 | 97% | 2023-03-30 |
| 28776. | Omar (manual_gears) | 55.19 | 98% | 2020-10-30 |
| 28777. | Kobe (kobe8diaz) | 55.19 | 94% | 2021-01-17 |
| 28778. | Camp (campes) | 55.19 | — | 2010-06-20 |
| 28779. | Geeky (yashwantkrishna) | 55.18 | 95.6% | 2021-02-17 |
| 28780. | ultratimbot (ultratimbot) | 55.18 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
| 28781. | bgekg (earthtosimran) | 55.18 | 94% | 2018-02-26 |
| 28782. | Aleksi (syderer) | 55.18 | 95% | 2015-03-20 |
| 28783. | luqehr (luqehr) | 55.18 | 95% | 2022-02-26 |
| 28784. | joon (joonleey) | 55.18 | 95% | 2021-11-30 |
| 28785. | nguyen xuan (nxkien) | 55.18 | — | 2009-02-10 |
| 28786. | Shu (shuhang1106) | 55.18 | 95% | 2016-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |