I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1661. | Amro (hummus18_) | 89.05 | 96.8% | 2024-04-04 |
| 1662. | Rehv (arjay_es) | 89.05 | 97.9% | 2024-04-09 |
| 1663. | Joy (joypark21) | 89.04 | 97.3% | 2023-11-22 |
| 1664. | Naqet (naqet) | 89.03 | 98% | 2023-06-21 |
| 1665. | Ateeq (typerinsan3) | 88.98 | 96% | 2025-01-05 |
| 1666. | Apathos (apathosss) | 88.98 | 96% | 2024-09-23 |
| 1667. | delfador42 (delfador42) | 88.98 | 97.2% | 2023-12-17 |
| 1668. | PinkTheLongNeck (pinkthelon... | 88.97 | 96% | 2024-12-10 |
| 1669. | Siper647 (siper647) | 88.97 | 95.9% | 2024-02-06 |
| 1670. | megham (megh4m) | 88.96 | 97% | 2024-01-16 |
| 1671. | imdumb (dm876875) | 88.95 | 98.2% | 2024-09-11 |
| 1672. | Fremdulo (fremdulo) | 88.94 | 97% | 2024-05-01 |
| 1673. | thelifeofpablo (smallyeglaz... | 88.92 | 97.6% | 2024-10-10 |
| 1674. | oskar (oskaraka) | 88.91 | 96.4% | 2023-12-21 |
| 1675. | viananan (viananannn) | 88.90 | 97.2% | 2024-01-10 |
| 1676. | Abhinav (brainstorm56) | 88.89 | 96.3% | 2023-12-24 |
| 1677. | Lumberjack (lumberpython) | 88.87 | 97.9% | 2023-11-16 |
| 1678. | Kowalski (kowalskichris) | 88.86 | 97.1% | 2025-01-14 |
| 1679. | Joe (afromonkey) | 88.81 | 96% | 2025-03-25 |
| 1680. | bray (sexhaver25) | 88.81 | 97.1% | 2024-05-11 |
| 1681. | Tycho (tychobroucke) | 88.78 | 97% | 2023-08-18 |
| 1682. | Cedrick (ceddyj) | 88.74 | 98% | 2024-05-17 |
| 1683. | SpookySnail (spookysnail) | 88.73 | 99% | 2024-06-16 |
| 1684. | AuraBlitz (aurablitz) | 88.73 | 95% | 2024-04-30 |
| 1685. | tehfu (brownmilk) | 88.73 | 94.7% | 2024-09-20 |
| 1686. | Michael (val_slow) | 88.72 | 97.8% | 2024-10-07 |
| 1687. | k (mc0sta) | 88.71 | 98% | 2024-10-19 |
| 1688. | Rav (impaledbison) | 88.70 | 96.8% | 2023-10-14 |
| 1689. | tstats[chikster999] (chikst... | 88.67 | 98% | 2024-02-27 |
| 1690. | Taeyang (taeta3) | 88.63 | 96.3% | 2024-05-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |