As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11354. | chipotle06 (chipotle06) | 79.88 | 97.2% | 2021-02-04 |
| 11355. | PHUEN (psheutean) | 79.88 | 97% | 2015-12-07 |
| 11356. | Bao (sushivision) | 79.88 | 98% | 2019-05-14 |
| 11357. | Zakaru (gaudo1991) | 79.87 | 98% | 2022-04-21 |
| 11358. | SIhwan (thoven0215) | 79.87 | 96% | 2021-01-01 |
| 11359. | CallMeSaul (sussytypist) | 79.87 | 96.3% | 2024-01-18 |
| 11360. | A (iejdbc) | 79.87 | 98% | 2019-01-29 |
| 11361. | Justin (ustinj) | 79.86 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
| 11362. | aud (audimka04) | 79.86 | 95% | 2018-08-10 |
| 11363. | Rick (ihateapostrophes) | 79.86 | 96% | 2018-06-06 |
| 11364. | Lloyd (lloydd) | 79.85 | 98% | 2015-12-16 |
| 11365. | lemonilemon (lemonilemon) | 79.84 | 97% | 2024-07-22 |
| 11366. | Balint (mogyorosibalin) | 79.84 | 97% | 2022-09-22 |
| 11367. | Alex (noobyalex) | 79.84 | 98% | 2023-02-23 |
| 11368. | Anran (anrantano) | 79.83 | 95% | 2019-03-03 |
| 11369. | Robert (magicnanner) | 79.83 | 96% | 2018-11-26 |
| 11370. | M (mschuh) | 79.82 | 97% | 2024-06-17 |
| 11371. | Ravi (131raviarya) | 79.82 | 98% | 2023-07-01 |
| 11372. | Holly (runningnurse) | 79.82 | 99% | 2018-01-09 |
| 11373. | Lasse (imlasse) | 79.82 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| 11374. | Lumberjack (lumberpython) | 79.82 | 96.9% | 2021-02-06 |
| 11375. | Dolphin (pigmaster) | 79.82 | 94% | 2015-05-09 |
| 11376. | slothy (slothgav) | 79.81 | 95.1% | 2025-02-05 |
| 11377. | Prabhu (prabhusengal) | 79.81 | 98% | 2023-03-14 |
| 11378. | DemonKing (zxzf) | 79.81 | 98% | 2022-05-17 |
| 11379. | Danang (dasyad00) | 79.81 | 97% | 2020-10-13 |
| 11380. | David Karn (dkmackay) | 79.81 | 93% | 2016-06-03 |
| 11381. | Junkie (qwert_noob) | 79.80 | 98% | 2022-08-14 |
| 11382. | Chris (cnbrauns30) | 79.80 | 97% | 2020-05-03 |
| 11383. | Zor-Pieu (peter00151) | 79.80 | 98% | 2020-06-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |