And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14675. | Itz (itzclouddstyle) | 88.33 | 92% | 2015-08-10 |
| 14676. | Brandon (bitwaba) | 88.33 | 95% | 2016-02-06 |
| 14677. | Alexander (motivate) | 88.33 | 93% | 2012-10-17 |
| 14678. | Marcey (pearlymarcey) | 88.33 | 97% | 2011-05-11 |
| 14679. | Fred (fred13) | 88.33 | 97% | 2018-12-12 |
| 14680. | Asif (orthocresol) | 88.32 | 98% | 2022-07-15 |
| 14681. | wensen (ahaha) | 88.32 | — | 2009-02-22 |
| 14682. | jellypop (endyprince) | 88.32 | 93% | 2017-05-18 |
| 14683. | David (itisiiamit) | 88.32 | 97% | 2016-05-07 |
| 14684. | Merlin (merx03) | 88.32 | 98% | 2013-01-22 |
| 14685. | Fang Kai (fangkailim) | 88.32 | 94% | 2014-09-11 |
| 14686. | John (istoselidas) | 88.31 | — | 2010-09-27 |
| 14687. | OzRf (ozrf) | 88.31 | 96% | 2023-09-27 |
| 14688. | blob (blobery) | 88.31 | 96% | 2023-09-11 |
| 14689. | Emily (emwalsh528) | 88.31 | — | 2009-04-08 |
| 14690. | dyaems (dyaems) | 88.31 | 99% | 2014-04-11 |
| 14691. | Alissa (alissatabb) | 88.30 | — | 2010-01-17 |
| 14692. | lumapools (lumapools) | 88.30 | 96% | 2022-01-21 |
| 14693. | Dyer_Colemak (dyer500) | 88.30 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 14694. | tres (traalala) | 88.30 | — | 2009-01-01 |
| 14695. | fatih (webfox) | 88.30 | 97% | 2016-11-06 |
| 14696. | Stretch (stretch_flex) | 88.29 | 99% | 2023-03-31 |
| 14697. | Pufferfish (exceptionallung... | 88.29 | 96% | 2022-06-14 |
| 14698. | Tomas (winnfield) | 88.29 | 96% | 2015-03-17 |
| 14699. | THE KID (nschattner) | 88.29 | 95% | 2015-07-01 |
| 14700. | Joey (jbizzyjones) | 88.29 | 98% | 2013-04-11 |
| 14701. | Arnold (nosleepinginfilmclass) | 88.29 | 99% | 2018-08-06 |
| 14702. | Akash (swfu_akash) | 88.28 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
| 14703. | terence (youdecipher2) | 88.28 | 96% | 2019-03-10 |
| 14704. | Raymond (rayr1718) | 88.28 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |