I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5119. | Nicholas (t0903591) | 101.66 | 98% | 2025-10-15 |
| 5120. | puffingprie (puffingprie) | 101.66 | 96% | 2020-04-30 |
| 5121. | Chris (gatoroid37) | 101.65 | 99% | 2021-09-23 |
| 5122. | Kyle (minimind) | 101.64 | 96% | 2025-02-06 |
| 5123. | Victor (mcturtleo) | 101.64 | 96% | 2021-08-24 |
| 5124. | lettel (lettel) | 101.64 | 100% | 2023-01-29 |
| 5125. | Jonathan (jonathan081) | 101.64 | 99% | 2020-09-27 |
| 5126. | Warren (warrudd) | 101.64 | 96% | 2020-11-02 |
| 5127. | Darkrai (darkraix) | 101.63 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 5128. | Rosa (rrosie1213) | 101.63 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
| 5129. | Burint (brenolz) | 101.62 | 95.1% | 2025-03-09 |
| 5130. | Jayden (jay62) | 101.61 | 97% | 2024-06-22 |
| 5131. | Vishal (vishvish) | 101.61 | 94% | 2017-05-01 |
| 5132. | Lucifer (aamir72633) | 101.60 | 98% | 2025-08-10 |
| 5133. | Daniel (dsonger20) | 101.60 | 97% | 2022-03-29 |
| 5134. | Jarvi (jarvireneil) | 101.60 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 5135. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (lukenice34) | 101.58 | 97% | 2022-03-05 |
| 5136. | Mirror (mirror_eclipse) | 101.58 | 98% | 2023-03-02 |
| 5137. | Hey (veeceebee) | 101.58 | 97% | 2022-04-21 |
| 5138. | Enrico (enricoaf) | 101.58 | 98% | 2022-03-22 |
| 5139. | Zn (z1ny) | 101.58 | 98% | 2019-01-25 |
| 5140. | Mitchell (mitchpaglia) | 101.58 | 97% | 2017-06-29 |
| 5141. | jawadrzq (jawadrzz) | 101.57 | 97.5% | 2024-09-29 |
| 5142. | Sam (jet993) | 101.57 | 97.3% | 2023-09-22 |
| 5143. | Alex (alexlupu) | 101.56 | 97% | 2022-09-02 |
| 5144. | prplx (prplx) | 101.56 | 97% | 2021-12-29 |
| 5145. | Vincent (not_a_robot) | 101.55 | 99% | 2021-10-30 |
| 5146. | Potluck (potluck) | 101.55 | 98% | 2023-11-13 |
| 5147. | Lakshay (shaybas) | 101.55 | 97.8% | 2024-03-18 |
| 5148. | B. Ruh (skleeg) | 101.54 | 97% | 2020-01-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |