See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7602. | lazhastey (lazhastey) | 89.27 | 98% | 2022-10-10 |
| 7603. | Drei (dy539) | 89.26 | 96% | 2023-04-17 |
| 7604. | A.H.M. (arceen) | 89.26 | 98% | 2022-06-26 |
| 7605. | Adilkhan (_paradox_) | 89.26 | 97% | 2021-05-08 |
| 7606. | Dan (radio_falcon) | 89.26 | 97% | 2020-07-18 |
| 7607. | subham (subhamrawat) | 89.26 | 98% | 2021-10-31 |
| 7608. | mistermunchiez (mistermunch... | 89.26 | 97% | 2020-06-21 |
| 7609. | 11 year old typist ;) (qwer... | 89.25 | 97% | 2019-09-27 |
| 7610. | Daniel (tempguan) | 89.24 | 98% | 2022-05-09 |
| 7611. | Cole (cole_denson) | 89.24 | 98.5% | 2025-01-30 |
| 7612. | Snail (snail_geezer) | 89.23 | 98% | 2021-05-26 |
| 7613. | Qishiru (andreas11111) | 89.23 | 96% | 2023-05-29 |
| 7614. | Steve (brometheusxd) | 89.22 | 97% | 2024-01-19 |
| 7615. | ivan (ivantoodope) | 89.22 | 98% | 2022-02-08 |
| 7616. | Anton Laptop (twisted_laptop) | 89.22 | 98% | 2023-08-14 |
| 7617. | Kevin (kevincentius) | 89.22 | 98% | 2020-11-14 |
| 7618. | pls (pls_) | 89.21 | 98% | 2024-07-08 |
| 7619. | Ted (lucky_strike) | 89.21 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 7620. | Vanessa (vanaenaeee) | 89.21 | 98% | 2020-08-17 |
| 7621. | Chinmay (chinmaykarnik) | 89.20 | 98.5% | 2024-11-07 |
| 7622. | Bohdan (bogdanr) | 89.20 | 99% | 2022-06-09 |
| 7623. | Anonymous (ballistic_kraken) | 89.20 | 94.7% | 2025-03-01 |
| 7624. | kiki (handsss) | 89.19 | 97% | 2022-10-25 |
| 7625. | Chase (flash_g0rd0n) | 89.19 | 98% | 2023-02-25 |
| 7626. | SMhd (smhd) | 89.19 | 97% | 2021-08-26 |
| 7627. | Michael (truongm21) | 89.19 | 100% | 2021-07-04 |
| 7628. | Lars (aaberg) | 89.19 | 97% | 2023-03-11 |
| 7629. | kb noob (akh7) | 89.19 | 98% | 2021-07-19 |
| 7630. | Andrii (shkroba) | 89.17 | 98% | 2022-11-26 |
| 7631. | Kibitz (laconickibitz) | 89.17 | 99% | 2023-01-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |