I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5129. | Joshua (hail_hydra) | 100.75 | 96% | 2023-05-01 |
| 5130. | dude_BrahMan (dudebrahman) | 100.75 | 98% | 2017-09-07 |
| 5131. | . (xtypscer) | 100.75 | 97% | 2019-07-31 |
| 5132. | (lubbdubb) | 100.74 | 97% | 2024-02-16 |
| 5133. | Brennan (licktricky) | 100.72 | 98% | 2024-07-18 |
| 5134. | unknownstuffs (unknownstuffs) | 100.72 | 98% | 2017-11-22 |
| 5135. | Gregory (zielg) | 100.71 | 99% | 2023-11-15 |
| 5136. | Gainz (gainz_machine) | 100.71 | 98% | 2023-06-01 |
| 5137. | Ganesa (ganesa) | 100.70 | 99% | 2017-07-17 |
| 5138. | tiptop magoo (oisin_mc) | 100.70 | 96% | 2017-08-08 |
| 5139. | Matt (mattlo) | 100.69 | 96% | 2018-06-05 |
| 5140. | Schlack (schlack) | 100.69 | 98.7% | 2021-02-18 |
| 5141. | quackeda (quackeda) | 100.69 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
| 5142. | Pengembala Babi (pengembala... | 100.67 | 98% | 2021-10-15 |
| 5143. | Karl (karl6996) | 100.67 | 99% | 2022-10-12 |
| 5144. | Maalik (theassassin201) | 100.66 | 97% | 2018-09-17 |
| 5145. | tstats[lucdeloop] (lucdeloop) | 100.64 | 98% | 2022-12-17 |
| 5146. | Bojack (uberjoe) | 100.64 | 98% | 2018-04-27 |
| 5147. | obada (obada_yahya) | 100.64 | 96% | 2022-04-12 |
| 5148. | Ja-kobe (jrutz26) | 100.64 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 5149. | Matthew (matthewmob) | 100.61 | 99% | 2021-08-31 |
| 5150. | David (davidalescott) | 100.60 | 99% | 2022-01-28 |
| 5151. | JH (hou32hou) | 100.59 | 99% | 2022-01-18 |
| 5152. | Buppy (buppy212) | 100.58 | 98.1% | 2025-04-03 |
| 5153. | Joseph (jkc7) | 100.58 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 5154. | Dani (nmdani) | 100.58 | 96% | 2022-08-24 |
| 5155. | SemiNation (semination) | 100.57 | 98% | 2022-07-15 |
| 5156. | zak (zak92) | 100.57 | 99% | 2023-05-17 |
| 5157. | tsapi (tsapi) | 100.57 | 99% | 2021-02-09 |
| 5158. | dead (karovin) | 100.57 | 96% | 2017-12-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |