The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8072. | Sam (samb11) | 93.61 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
| 8073. | Made (aryx) | 93.61 | 98% | 2015-05-18 |
| 8074. | Gavin (gavtoaster) | 93.60 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
| 8075. | t̶̢̤͇̪̱̮̿̓̓̕͜ͅ... | 93.60 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 8076. | Mukul (mukullegha25) | 93.60 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 8077. | Ramsey (tackheads) | 93.60 | 97% | 2023-03-17 |
| 8078. | Alex (the_drifter) | 93.60 | — | 2011-03-22 |
| 8079. | Colin (facestab) | 93.60 | 98% | 2018-12-18 |
| 8080. | Elise (r_elise_me) | 93.59 | 97% | 2022-04-29 |
| 8081. | Merrick (skmq) | 93.59 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| 8082. | Christian (xtianz459) | 93.59 | 96% | 2015-04-21 |
| 8083. | Tommy (spiken98) | 93.59 | 95% | 2016-01-21 |
| 8084. | ju yun (schylarker) | 93.59 | 99% | 2019-01-26 |
| 8085. | Robert (rtivey01) | 93.59 | 96% | 2012-09-22 |
| 8086. | andiibooo (andiibooo) | 93.59 | 97% | 2014-10-31 |
| 8087. | Iamsparta (void_snowy) | 93.58 | 95.3% | 2023-09-23 |
| 8088. | tstats[lucdeloop] (lucdeloop) | 93.57 | 98% | 2022-12-17 |
| 8089. | Shiva (shivamalik) | 93.57 | 97% | 2015-01-10 |
| 8090. | twitch.tv/frazwah (frazwah) | 93.57 | 80% | 2014-01-14 |
| 8091. | darren (nunswithguns) | 93.56 | 96% | 2014-07-11 |
| 8092. | David (dmason1) | 93.56 | 96% | 2015-07-01 |
| 8093. | Kevin (windn6) | 93.56 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| 8094. | G (graboy) | 93.56 | 96% | 2022-01-01 |
| 8095. | Ricky (noxstilez) | 93.56 | 96% | 2014-05-05 |
| 8096. | musta mate (s_tisfaction) | 93.56 | 95% | 2019-03-30 |
| 8097. | Clarence (ha_saahn) | 93.55 | 98% | 2021-10-05 |
| 8098. | klokl (klokl1) | 93.55 | 97.5% | 2023-08-28 |
| 8099. | Fadosa (fadosa) | 93.55 | 98% | 2022-02-27 |
| 8100. | Sylvan (smably) | 93.55 | 91% | 2011-12-25 |
| 8101. | Viel (viel19) | 93.55 | 98% | 2021-05-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |