As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8795. | Arthur (lelface) | 86.79 | 96% | 2023-03-21 |
| 8796. | Rafiq (rafiq) | 86.79 | 96% | 2016-02-24 |
| 8797. | つき (tsuki24) | 86.79 | 98% | 2025-06-14 |
| 8798. | ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ (wha... | 86.79 | 98.4% | 2021-02-12 |
| 8799. | Porky (porkyyy) | 86.79 | 96.1% | 2025-01-23 |
| 8800. | King (kingtanky) | 86.79 | 97% | 2020-03-15 |
| 8801. | Justin (feryll) | 86.79 | 95% | 2015-05-04 |
| 8802. | Jesus (yeetusdeletus420) | 86.78 | 98% | 2021-06-12 |
| 8803. | Alex (aweylmanfarwell) | 86.78 | 99% | 2023-07-15 |
| 8804. | tak power (langsungg) | 86.78 | 99% | 2021-11-20 |
| 8805. | zero2hero (zero2hero) | 86.77 | 98% | 2025-06-24 |
| 8806. | sleeang (sleeang) | 86.77 | 97.6% | 2023-11-03 |
| 8807. | RaspberryPi (don_bartolome) | 86.77 | 98% | 2021-02-21 |
| 8808. | Marko (ggx4rtv_fast) | 86.76 | 99.8% | 2025-04-15 |
| 8809. | end (yungswag) | 86.76 | 98% | 2024-06-28 |
| 8810. | Paul (yyube) | 86.76 | 96% | 2021-06-27 |
| 8811. | Lucas (lucce34) | 86.75 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
| 8812. | vetle (vetlebg) | 86.75 | 100% | 2021-12-09 |
| 8813. | Daehan (vitamaxdh) | 86.75 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
| 8814. | Alex (airstreamdriver) | 86.75 | 98% | 2015-04-30 |
| 8815. | zop (kozarrat) | 86.75 | 94% | 2015-07-05 |
| 8816. | Auful (auful) | 86.74 | 98% | 2024-04-05 |
| 8817. | Hannah (arya_1) | 86.74 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
| 8818. | Live (ugatyper) | 86.74 | 96% | 2015-09-30 |
| 8819. | Tyler (tjang) | 86.74 | 96% | 2019-05-11 |
| 8820. | I'm (ten10) | 86.74 | 95% | 2015-07-29 |
| 8821. | johnfred (cevhyruz) | 86.73 | 99% | 2023-03-09 |
| 8822. | kripp (hotdoghunter) | 86.73 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 8823. | Nath (thisisntnath) | 86.73 | 95% | 2020-12-02 |
| 8824. | Daniel (reflexus) | 86.73 | 97% | 2018-10-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |