The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8424. | wolftaile (wolftaile) | 92.68 | 97% | 2012-05-30 |
| 8425. | Salar (iamtyga29) | 92.68 | 96% | 2016-02-03 |
| 8426. | Apoorv (apoorv97) | 92.67 | 97% | 2023-06-27 |
| 8427. | Phi (swoj11) | 92.67 | 95% | 2016-05-23 |
| 8428. | danielwolf (n3kro) | 92.67 | 97% | 2023-07-18 |
| 8429. | Freddy (frcepeda) | 92.67 | 94% | 2014-06-17 |
| 8430. | yet (whatthewaht) | 92.67 | 96% | 2016-07-03 |
| 8431. | Kenny (kyun) | 92.66 | 87% | 2017-01-10 |
| 8432. | Just (needhelpintyping) | 92.66 | 97% | 2022-12-08 |
| 8433. | Malacca (malaysia) | 92.66 | — | 2010-08-11 |
| 8434. | makaio (neosifr) | 92.66 | 96% | 2019-08-18 |
| 8435. | Ramtin (tinermim) | 92.66 | 96% | 2016-03-31 |
| 8436. | Capn (capncakes) | 92.66 | — | 2009-09-11 |
| 8437. | mohsye (mohsye) | 92.65 | 95% | 2015-08-24 |
| 8438. | Ryan (thoughtpotato) | 92.65 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| 8439. | Angelo (yonep) | 92.65 | 94% | 2017-05-26 |
| 8440. | Lucas (lucasthetypingmaster) | 92.64 | 97% | 2021-09-02 |
| 8441. | ih8israel (partypooper100) | 92.63 | 98% | 2022-01-17 |
| 8442. | Phoenix (phoenix_w) | 92.63 | 97% | 2018-07-18 |
| 8443. | Decima (blastin) | 92.62 | 96% | 2015-09-15 |
| 8444. | beehah (beehahem) | 92.61 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
| 8445. | j (quinoaaa) | 92.61 | 96% | 2019-09-04 |
| 8446. | wango (wango) | 92.61 | 97% | 2021-06-05 |
| 8447. | Absolut (rluyen) | 92.61 | 98% | 2014-06-24 |
| 8448. | Tabs (aptex) | 92.61 | 97% | 2022-10-18 |
| 8449. | Avi (avi_130) | 92.61 | 98% | 2020-12-31 |
| 8450. | Lost (lostviajero) | 92.60 | 97% | 2013-10-27 |
| 8451. | William (bobodahobo54) | 92.60 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
| 8452. | Brent (avoc17) | 92.60 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 8453. | Exxnihiloo (redeemer152) | 92.60 | 97% | 2016-12-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |