When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5555. | Miguel (miguelmint) | 95.51 | 97% | 2018-12-24 |
| 5556. | twitch.tv/stealthassault7 (... | 95.51 | 97% | 2017-03-29 |
| 5557. | Adrian (gemygods) | 95.50 | 96.9% | 2025-01-29 |
| 5558. | Aether (phlegethon5778) | 95.50 | 100% | 2020-08-24 |
| 5559. | Chalotte (hojahs) | 95.50 | 97% | 2022-11-21 |
| 5560. | Ken (kenkenken_) | 95.50 | 98% | 2021-04-09 |
| 5561. | Carter (calgaryracer) | 95.50 | 99% | 2017-09-08 |
| 5562. | WanToSpeak (samsam321) | 95.49 | 99% | 2023-03-24 |
| 5563. | Andre (smallchicken) | 95.49 | 98% | 2019-03-01 |
| 5564. | Patrick (pawal001) | 95.49 | 97% | 2022-06-17 |
| 5565. | Brian (taters613) | 95.48 | 99% | 2021-09-22 |
| 5566. | The (the_bat100) | 95.48 | 98% | 2024-08-06 |
| 5567. | Mara (sol_mara) | 95.48 | 98% | 2021-01-31 |
| 5568. | Ivan (ivantakashi) | 95.47 | 99% | 2021-12-15 |
| 5569. | 🐢🐢🐢🐢 (amogh1420) | 95.47 | 99% | 2021-03-10 |
| 5570. | Michael (m_soutar3) | 95.47 | 97% | 2020-06-08 |
| 5571. | UTF (utf8) | 95.46 | 96% | 2024-05-05 |
| 5572. | DWG (lsunixl) | 95.46 | 97% | 2020-06-02 |
| 5573. | Josiah (miitraa) | 95.45 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 5574. | tanuki (tanukiaj) | 95.43 | 98% | 2021-07-03 |
| 5575. | James (wajes) | 95.43 | 97% | 2022-06-28 |
| 5576. | benihana (ledecade) | 95.43 | 97.2% | 2021-02-01 |
| 5577. | Mouse (shenx) | 95.43 | 98% | 2020-10-01 |
| 5578. | Dustin (dustinofolino) | 95.43 | 99% | 2017-03-24 |
| 5579. | Hu Tao (hu_tao_c6) | 95.42 | 99% | 2025-09-16 |
| 5580. | Alex (joethestickguy) | 95.41 | 96% | 2023-01-08 |
| 5581. | VishnuThatRickRoller (vishn... | 95.41 | 98% | 2023-05-14 |
| 5582. | Joe (joeblob) | 95.40 | 97.7% | 2025-01-09 |
| 5583. | Mirko (solidsnake) | 95.40 | 97% | 2018-09-14 |
| 5584. | Arjun (fierytyper789) | 95.39 | 97% | 2025-05-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |