As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15462. | Arizona (murderinc) | 71.51 | 97% | 2023-08-19 |
| 15463. | László (cogitoergosum) | 71.51 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
| 15464. | Logan (36beastgod) | 71.51 | 96% | 2021-11-23 |
| 15465. | Markus (twofx) | 71.51 | 90% | 2015-05-27 |
| 15466. | tia (tiamela) | 71.51 | 98% | 2016-12-28 |
| 15467. | Ahmed (deadmoonsoldier) | 71.50 | 96% | 2021-08-13 |
| 15468. | Sh4rk (sh4rk__) | 71.50 | 95.6% | 2024-06-25 |
| 15469. | artist (apg21092002) | 71.50 | 95.6% | 2023-08-27 |
| 15470. | Dvorak80 (spline) | 71.50 | 99% | 2016-05-22 |
| 15471. | Slow & Steady (zeeshan89) | 71.50 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| 15472. | Alikhan (realikh) | 71.50 | 97.4% | 2021-02-05 |
| 15473. | K3 (lienk3) | 71.50 | 98% | 2017-07-21 |
| 15474. | Piet (jompie) | 71.50 | 98% | 2016-08-12 |
| 15475. | sweep (sweeper007) | 71.49 | 96.8% | 2023-11-17 |
| 15476. | Jason (921jason921) | 71.49 | 96% | 2021-05-20 |
| 15477. | Graham (gfoote) | 71.49 | 95% | 2019-03-04 |
| 15478. | Nicholas (carrot17) | 71.48 | 98% | 2021-10-28 |
| 15479. | Billy (billy890) | 71.48 | 97% | 2018-09-18 |
| 15480. | DWG (lsunixl) | 71.48 | 95% | 2020-04-13 |
| 15481. | craout (nthaoho) | 71.48 | 99% | 2016-02-28 |
| 15482. | potatos (potatoshasu) | 71.48 | 98% | 2016-04-29 |
| 15483. | Will (lynxwill_bov) | 71.47 | 96% | 2021-09-12 |
| 15484. | Ben (benmatthew) | 71.47 | 94% | 2015-10-12 |
| 15485. | Leblanc (leblancfg) | 71.46 | 96% | 2022-08-05 |
| 15486. | Nurbek (tsukerk1) | 71.46 | 96% | 2020-12-03 |
| 15487. | MasterKey (wiyuan) | 71.45 | 96.1% | 2021-02-02 |
| 15488. | DX3906 (dx3906) | 71.44 | 95.4% | 2023-09-01 |
| 15489. | V3ness (venessang) | 71.44 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
| 15490. | Jared (excline) | 71.44 | 94.7% | 2021-01-29 |
| 15491. | markapod (markapod) | 71.44 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |