So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7373. | Fasterplz (fasterplz) | 92.04 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
| 7374. | 140 (140_wpm) | 92.04 | 98.5% | 2023-07-29 |
| 7375. | Michael (xephid) | 92.04 | 92% | 2016-08-24 |
| 7376. | Lucas (pastorpraeter) | 92.04 | 97% | 2023-07-27 |
| 7377. | Thang (thangvu7) | 92.04 | 98% | 2021-05-18 |
| 7378. | odk46Bt8 (wowcow) | 92.04 | 98% | 2014-06-28 |
| 7379. | Cryochasm (cryochasm) | 92.03 | 92% | 2014-12-26 |
| 7380. | Herro (mkir) | 92.03 | 96% | 2013-09-18 |
| 7381. | isaac (nawtu) | 92.03 | 98% | 2015-03-05 |
| 7382. | Diwangkoro (serperone) | 92.03 | 94% | 2015-11-13 |
| 7383. | Fritz (lord_fritz) | 92.02 | 97% | 2023-01-05 |
| 7384. | Hugh (huuugh18) | 92.02 | 97% | 2017-08-07 |
| 7385. | Jacek (axee) | 92.02 | 98% | 2022-11-18 |
| 7386. | Sam (lolomposer) | 92.02 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
| 7387. | David (dcheng1) | 92.01 | 96% | 2020-11-27 |
| 7388. | bokchoy (bok_choy) | 92.01 | 99% | 2021-03-29 |
| 7389. | Vietcong (caotri893) | 92.00 | 99% | 2022-05-05 |
| 7390. | Annie (bampy08) | 92.00 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 7391. | Fexo (fexer) | 92.00 | 98% | 2016-08-30 |
| 7392. | Alvin (lingkran) | 92.00 | 94% | 2015-03-19 |
| 7393. | Lenny (lshulgin) | 92.00 | 95% | 2014-05-27 |
| 7394. | Fluff (afluffyflamingo) | 92.00 | 96% | 2021-05-04 |
| 7395. | Anthony (murlockholmes) | 92.00 | 99% | 2018-10-25 |
| 7396. | Abizer (abizern) | 91.99 | 99% | 2021-06-29 |
| 7397. | MR. HARDLY EVER (superrare) | 91.99 | 99% | 2017-09-16 |
| 7398. | ReMeDaY (remeday) | 91.98 | 97% | 2014-09-24 |
| 7399. | Gerard (ultimagnusv2) | 91.98 | 96% | 2021-07-09 |
| 7400. | Regen (konpa) | 91.98 | 97% | 2013-01-24 |
| 7401. | Everett (everett_esparza) | 91.98 | — | 2011-02-08 |
| 7402. | shota.b (shotiko8) | 91.97 | 98% | 2021-04-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |