I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8887. | Desuc (angzhiwei) | 88.72 | 98% | 2019-12-25 |
| 8888. | Workbean (workbean) | 88.72 | 97% | 2021-09-19 |
| 8889. | Alo (alosarv) | 88.72 | 99% | 2016-02-04 |
| 8890. | Abhishek (abhishekarnold) | 88.71 | 98.1% | 2024-12-03 |
| 8891. | Manmit (manny_the_potato) | 88.71 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 8892. | Peter (meffisto420) | 88.71 | 98% | 2018-12-14 |
| 8893. | Lan (bubbleangel33) | 88.71 | 94% | 2016-02-23 |
| 8894. | Dum Dumb (dumdumbrulz) | 88.71 | 91% | 2015-09-24 |
| 8895. | Tevye (sammydvorak) | 88.71 | 99% | 2015-06-04 |
| 8896. | Switch (swits) | 88.70 | 97% | 2023-01-19 |
| 8897. | Ivan (agrus) | 88.70 | 98% | 2020-06-14 |
| 8898. | kc (kc067) | 88.69 | 98% | 2024-05-18 |
| 8899. | jan_mase (jan_mase) | 88.69 | 98% | 2023-10-25 |
| 8900. | Luis (skiddley) | 88.69 | 97% | 2020-12-05 |
| 8901. | Aidan (marvelousjokes) | 88.68 | 98% | 2024-02-05 |
| 8902. | sakuu (jofwee) | 88.68 | 94% | 2017-04-11 |
| 8903. | LshaNu,..!!! (lshanu) | 88.67 | 97% | 2019-04-18 |
| 8904. | Sean (crowded_keyboard) | 88.67 | 96% | 2021-12-06 |
| 8905. | sami (sami66) | 88.67 | 96% | 2021-11-19 |
| 8906. | shanranran (shanranran) | 88.67 | 97% | 2023-01-13 |
| 8907. | kepler1729 (kepler1729) | 88.67 | 88% | 2016-02-12 |
| 8908. | Xander (luvxan) | 88.66 | 96% | 2018-03-19 |
| 8909. | tonyh88 (tonyh88) | 88.66 | 97.3% | 2023-06-20 |
| 8910. | Matthew (dj_matttam) | 88.66 | 95% | 2022-02-19 |
| 8911. | Down (dibil) | 88.66 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 8912. | Kappa (miffle) | 88.66 | 93% | 2015-08-15 |
| 8913. | DvorakTraining (mast3rgamml3r) | 88.66 | 98% | 2023-06-05 |
| 8914. | noahrwilly (noahrwilly) | 88.66 | 96.7% | 2021-02-04 |
| 8915. | Mike (yoshyosh) | 88.65 | 97.6% | 2024-11-15 |
| 8916. | Kenshii (kenshii) | 88.65 | 97% | 2022-01-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |