The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6434. | Sasuke (inotrinidad1228) | 98.07 | 98.1% | 2021-02-07 |
| 6435. | Mr. (serallfreedbear) | 98.07 | 98% | 2021-03-27 |
| 6436. | Robert (jstlink) | 98.07 | 97% | 2016-06-13 |
| 6437. | Chris (klue) | 98.07 | 95% | 2012-02-02 |
| 6438. | d (drchocopops) | 98.07 | 97% | 2018-04-30 |
| 6439. | Jay (drno830) | 98.07 | 96% | 2014-02-14 |
| 6440. | Brian (bsulli10) | 98.07 | 90% | 2011-05-31 |
| 6441. | Anatoliy (iganatoliy) | 98.06 | 98% | 2016-04-10 |
| 6442. | Susan (pshelloyenmicky) | 98.06 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| 6443. | typeyMcTypeFace (mslib9) | 98.06 | 99% | 2019-06-08 |
| 6444. | Katie (kat41911) | 98.06 | 95% | 2011-09-12 |
| 6445. | Santye (santye94) | 98.05 | 96% | 2014-07-05 |
| 6446. | stormtrooper aim (whydidire... | 98.05 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 6447. | PandaRacer (paunchytyper) | 98.04 | 98% | 2023-06-25 |
| 6448. | Matt (mattwarren306) | 98.04 | 99% | 2023-04-05 |
| 6449. | Small (2pacaklypse) | 98.04 | 96% | 2013-08-10 |
| 6450. | Stephanie (stephblakey) | 98.03 | 97% | 2015-02-12 |
| 6451. | Electronica__ (electronica__) | 98.03 | 98% | 2022-01-03 |
| 6452. | LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... | 98.03 | 97% | 2020-06-08 |
| 6453. | jeremoo (jeremoo) | 98.03 | 97% | 2019-07-18 |
| 6454. | Joe (mareep) | 98.03 | 90% | 2015-11-20 |
| 6455. | Johan (trattpingvin) | 98.03 | 92% | 2016-10-02 |
| 6456. | Tony (tpain1990) | 98.03 | 96% | 2011-09-07 |
| 6457. | LSF (lsforman) | 98.03 | — | 2010-08-10 |
| 6458. | ช่วยด้วย (k... | 98.03 | 98% | 2016-10-13 |
| 6459. | Christopher (cribalik) | 98.03 | 98% | 2015-12-01 |
| 6460. | Saut (sautmon) | 98.02 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 6461. | Chris (chsanfor) | 98.02 | 98% | 2019-05-10 |
| 6462. | Kagi (ivankeyz) | 98.01 | 96% | 2021-07-02 |
| 6463. | Luis (luisyt) | 98.01 | 97% | 2023-01-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |