I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16804. | Lukares (dulacz) | 72.17 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 16805. | chicken (chethan819) | 72.17 | 96% | 2022-09-19 |
| 16806. | Filip (flameouken) | 72.17 | 95% | 2021-04-17 |
| 16807. | coolerthancats (coolerthanc... | 72.17 | 98% | 2018-04-24 |
| 16808. | Cagri (mr_oral) | 72.16 | 95% | 2023-05-11 |
| 16809. | AL (al_j______) | 72.14 | 99% | 2023-06-27 |
| 16810. | Deltan (deltan) | 72.14 | 97% | 2022-04-15 |
| 16811. | kyle (hiefenhoomer) | 72.14 | 97% | 2022-05-23 |
| 16812. | Hannah (_hannahxr) | 72.14 | 97% | 2020-07-18 |
| 16813. | Justice (forlorn_guy) | 72.13 | 97% | 2022-12-13 |
| 16814. | Neel (jydoenwat) | 72.13 | 97% | 2022-02-07 |
| 16815. | Allie (canipleasename) | 72.13 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 16816. | arz (arzr) | 72.13 | 97% | 2017-08-23 |
| 16817. | juin (choonjuin) | 72.13 | 97% | 2017-04-10 |
| 16818. | Christopher (chrizopaz) | 72.12 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
| 16819. | woahman (realwoahman) | 72.12 | 95% | 2021-05-16 |
| 16820. | Kacper (hoff123) | 72.11 | 95% | 2021-03-22 |
| 16821. | Joe (lordhaslim_2003) | 72.11 | 98% | 2022-11-28 |
| 16822. | Poop (poopbuttpoop) | 72.11 | 98% | 2021-11-02 |
| 16823. | Dimitrije (mitapro24) | 72.11 | 96% | 2023-01-30 |
| 16824. | S (suhaib_silwadi) | 72.11 | 97% | 2021-08-07 |
| 16825. | Weirdness (weirdnessunfolds) | 72.10 | 95.1% | 2025-01-13 |
| 16826. | Olanrewaju (lanreewaju) | 72.09 | 96% | 2023-04-24 |
| 16827. | Netta Atzili (nettatzili) | 72.09 | 97.2% | 2023-11-15 |
| 16828. | Danny (danyeeast) | 72.09 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 16829. | Lexie (lexieabbas) | 72.09 | 97.8% | 2021-02-15 |
| 16830. | Lily (tigerlglily) | 72.09 | 96% | 2022-01-28 |
| 16831. | Sang (nasteacode) | 72.08 | 98% | 2022-04-23 |
| 16832. | themztr (themztr) | 72.08 | 98.1% | 2023-05-31 |
| 16833. | Sam (hgfgjgpg) | 72.08 | 95% | 2022-04-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |