The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12055. | Not (calcyon) | 84.48 | 93% | 2013-04-24 |
| 12056. | Neil (neilborde) | 84.48 | 93% | 2017-03-12 |
| 12057. | Max (goinfullderp) | 84.48 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 12058. | Trent (trentono) | 84.48 | 97% | 2015-12-03 |
| 12059. | Dragan (sfsgagi) | 84.47 | 99% | 2024-09-09 |
| 12060. | Justin (velinquish) | 84.47 | 97% | 2017-10-09 |
| 12061. | Klash (klashghost) | 84.47 | 95% | 2022-12-10 |
| 12062. | oeda (oeda123) | 84.47 | 95% | 2021-12-17 |
| 12063. | David (davidrules123) | 84.47 | 93% | 2015-11-03 |
| 12064. | Travis (7yl3r) | 84.47 | 98% | 2018-10-24 |
| 12065. | Joshua (sokubaku) | 84.47 | 99% | 2016-12-09 |
| 12066. | DaCaN (dacan) | 84.47 | 96% | 2011-10-28 |
| 12067. | Broatio (broatio) | 84.47 | 93% | 2013-01-13 |
| 12068. | rafid (paty1239) | 84.46 | 96.7% | 2025-03-12 |
| 12069. | Socks and MIlk (normalhuman) | 84.46 | 97% | 2023-03-30 |
| 12070. | Steven (steveng) | 84.46 | 96% | 2011-08-23 |
| 12071. | strongly_typed_c (strongly_... | 84.45 | 98.6% | 2025-02-07 |
| 12072. | skizzo (skizzo) | 84.45 | 95% | 2023-05-20 |
| 12073. | Sohei (sohei) | 84.45 | 95.2% | 2024-12-15 |
| 12074. | Dr. Sector (sharkychompers) | 84.45 | 99% | 2023-09-03 |
| 12075. | SchwarzAD (schwarzadd) | 84.45 | 97.3% | 2024-01-09 |
| 12076. | VanManh (vanmanh) | 84.45 | 97.6% | 2023-12-18 |
| 12077. | Theo (theo_crata) | 84.45 | 97% | 2022-06-24 |
| 12078. | KilinWei (kilinwei) | 84.45 | 97.6% | 2023-11-30 |
| 12079. | Marikyuun (bananaking121) | 84.45 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 12080. | Hitscan (loonatick_src) | 84.45 | 97% | 2020-11-22 |
| 12081. | Oscar (moksleepy) | 84.45 | 96% | 2012-04-15 |
| 12082. | HKU (jeffreylc) | 84.45 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 12083. | rmanz (rmanz) | 84.45 | 96% | 2016-01-09 |
| 12084. | Jack (pirates_of_caribbean) | 84.45 | 93% | 2016-11-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |