Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2626. | Juilan (feenyjr) | 74.78 | 97% | 2017-11-13 |
| 2627. | Viet Long (kanvie) | 74.76 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
| 2628. | ThatLizardDude (thatlizardd... | 74.76 | 95% | 2020-10-04 |
| 2629. | leah (henrytheelectron) | 74.76 | 97% | 2019-02-02 |
| 2630. | LLY (louispy) | 74.75 | 97% | 2019-08-23 |
| 2631. | Phil (pliao39) | 74.75 | 96% | 2019-11-20 |
| 2632. | Flaccidbone (flaccidbone) | 74.75 | 96% | 2019-01-13 |
| 2633. | Jere (jerel) | 74.74 | 95% | 2020-03-03 |
| 2634. | Ronan (zzztaco) | 74.72 | 98% | 2018-09-04 |
| 2635. | Stijn (stijn725) | 74.72 | 97% | 2019-05-23 |
| 2636. | Guus (mr_leepel_) | 74.71 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
| 2637. | Maggie (maggals) | 74.70 | 96% | 2019-07-31 |
| 2638. | dysprosium (dyspr0sium) | 74.70 | 96% | 2019-11-21 |
| 2639. | (^βΏ^) (markz932) | 74.69 | 96% | 2020-04-07 |
| 2640. | Calypso (lyrarah) | 74.68 | 96% | 2018-09-03 |
| 2641. | Martine (martinee) | 74.67 | 96% | 2020-03-27 |
| 2642. | lonald (lonald) | 74.66 | 97% | 2017-12-17 |
| 2643. | Zephaniah (pandu11) | 74.65 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 2644. | Devin (ledguy) | 74.64 | 98% | 2020-06-11 |
| 2645. | Hillary (typeymane) | 74.64 | 96% | 2017-11-28 |
| 2646. | π¨πΆπΊ (voops) | 74.64 | 97% | 2018-09-21 |
| 2647. | Reebane (reebane) | 74.62 | 97% | 2018-02-28 |
| 2648. | Ethiopia (edmaanihc@gmail.c... | 74.62 | 97% | 2018-09-04 |
| 2649. | Taylor. (tlrayo) | 74.61 | 94% | 2017-10-22 |
| 2650. | Brian (briantranny) | 74.59 | 96% | 2017-09-25 |
| 2651. | Mukesh Yadav (mukeshyadav) | 74.58 | 98% | 2017-12-13 |
| 2652. | Fredrik (falcanen) | 74.58 | 98% | 2018-01-23 |
| 2653. | Quentin (qcaruso) | 74.57 | 98% | 2019-07-22 |
| 2654. | maestro (maestro778) | 74.57 | 96% | 2018-10-05 |
| 2655. | sarai (yuki3721) | 74.56 | 96% | 2020-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| α Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |