So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7098. | Eric (skypic) | 92.72 | 98% | 2013-09-18 |
| 7099. | Justin (ch1naman) | 92.72 | 93% | 2011-09-18 |
| 7100. | Ugnius (popcorn325) | 92.71 | 99% | 2021-03-05 |
| 7101. | Wilson (superdoggo) | 92.71 | 97% | 2022-03-26 |
| 7102. | Stefan (clite) | 92.71 | 94% | 2013-08-29 |
| 7103. | anon (analternateaccount) | 92.71 | 98% | 2017-11-12 |
| 7104. | Ismail (shadowwalker3) | 92.71 | 96% | 2018-11-17 |
| 7105. | AJ (zap101) | 92.70 | 95% | 2015-08-25 |
| 7106. | wel (welneco) | 92.70 | 93% | 2015-11-09 |
| 7107. | Kade (kadok) | 92.69 | 98.3% | 2023-09-20 |
| 7108. | Brandon (theyimi) | 92.69 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 7109. | Brennen (brennenscott) | 92.69 | 93% | 2013-04-11 |
| 7110. | Greg (xpec824) | 92.69 | 95% | 2015-09-10 |
| 7111. | Westly (wslafleur) | 92.69 | 99% | 2019-01-02 |
| 7112. | 2 (2getter) | 92.69 | — | 2011-01-03 |
| 7113. | aaronmcg (aaronmcg) | 92.68 | 97% | 2021-06-21 |
| 7114. | Trent (trentono) | 92.67 | 99% | 2016-05-28 |
| 7115. | Nevets (avecafe) | 92.67 | — | 2010-07-09 |
| 7116. | JK (loljkgo) | 92.67 | 98% | 2017-07-13 |
| 7117. | obamaz123 (obamaz123) | 92.67 | 95% | 2018-12-01 |
| 7118. | zerg (zerggirl) | 92.66 | 86% | 2016-05-27 |
| 7119. | brocco (brocollie) | 92.65 | 98% | 2023-04-20 |
| 7120. | Thomas (theump) | 92.65 | 98% | 2011-06-12 |
| 7121. | Hedazzal (hedazzal) | 92.65 | 95% | 2013-03-13 |
| 7122. | george (doctoras) | 92.64 | 100% | 2017-10-14 |
| 7123. | storm (stooormmm) | 92.64 | 98% | 2021-10-20 |
| 7124. | Marko (bekuza) | 92.64 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 7125. | (nnas) | 92.64 | 98% | 2020-09-12 |
| 7126. | Alex (alexwede) | 92.64 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 7127. | gotta go fest (voyagerblas) | 92.64 | 95% | 2014-06-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |