Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4525. | Hoang (hoangama) | 51.52 | 97% | 2019-11-15 |
| 4526. | Oaken (oaken) | 51.52 | 96% | 2019-12-11 |
| 4527. | danza 🖤👻 (danza5374) | 51.50 | 95% | 2019-01-02 |
| 4528. | Mistakes Were Made (rhino1998) | 51.49 | 95% | 2018-02-27 |
| 4529. | osman (os_kh) | 51.47 | 96% | 2018-01-27 |
| 4530. | Tinh (tinhnguyen) | 51.46 | 97% | 2019-08-10 |
| 4531. | Spriggan (spriggan22) | 51.44 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 4532. | 💩🐐 (2plus2is4) | 51.38 | 93% | 2018-11-30 |
| 4533. | Stefan (rooveno) | 51.38 | 97% | 2018-01-14 |
| 4534. | GabWasTaken (bored_dude) | 51.34 | 95% | 2021-08-20 |
| 4535. | Lior (lior8413) | 51.33 | 93% | 2019-04-02 |
| 4536. | DezzardHD (dezzardhd) | 51.30 | 96% | 2019-10-21 |
| 4537. | Jan (lastjannosaurus) | 51.29 | 95% | 2019-09-09 |
| 4538. | Uddaya (uddaya) | 51.23 | 96% | 2021-08-08 |
| 4539. | wigglyworm (wigglyworm) | 51.19 | 95% | 2018-12-07 |
| 4540. | I committed tax fraud (i_co... | 51.18 | 96% | 2017-10-24 |
| 4541. | Thang (thangnh) | 51.16 | 95% | 2019-09-10 |
| 4542. | Timon (lokesh_singh) | 51.16 | 95% | 2018-07-11 |
| 4543. | Tim (timmysanantonio) | 51.16 | 94% | 2020-03-05 |
| 4544. | nashat (nashat90) | 51.15 | 96% | 2019-02-24 |
| 4545. | Jonah (jgamerpro) | 51.14 | 94% | 2018-03-24 |
| 4546. | K (kimk12071991) | 51.14 | 95% | 2021-07-28 |
| 4547. | ali (ala_karte) | 51.13 | 95% | 2017-12-17 |
| 4548. | Ivan (ivan_kt16) | 51.12 | 96% | 2018-01-27 |
| 4549. | Rahul (russellriago) | 51.09 | 95% | 2017-11-16 |
| 4550. | Animus (animuss) | 51.08 | 96% | 2019-12-27 |
| 4551. | Karen (kdevera) | 51.06 | 96% | 2019-01-09 |
| 4552. | Matt (officialfedex) | 51.06 | 95% | 2019-12-21 |
| 4553. | Nawaraj Bista (nawaking) | 51.04 | 97% | 2019-06-25 |
| 4554. | Mike (mikayelb) | 51.03 | 94% | 2021-08-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |