As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19168. | Mahdi (mahdim) | 62.75 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
19169. | Oum (oumronanheata) | 62.75 | 95% | 2019-07-07 |
19170. | Grant (sentimentaldrive) | 62.75 | 92% | 2016-07-29 |
19171. | Cameron (iicamm) | 62.74 | 96% | 2022-05-03 |
19172. | sitting33 (sitting33) | 62.74 | 95% | 2021-07-10 |
19173. | Chris (pigmalion) | 62.74 | 90% | 2016-02-02 |
19174. | Johnny (newbieking) | 62.73 | 97% | 2023-05-14 |
19175. | Andrew (riceneroni) | 62.73 | 97% | 2022-01-19 |
19176. | Gayrat (uzbekistan) | 62.73 | 95% | 2015-09-10 |
19177. | michael (c0brakiller) | 62.72 | 95% | 2018-09-10 |
19178. | Sobuj (greensobuj) | 62.72 | 96% | 2023-06-10 |
19179. | zeffxy (zeffxy) | 62.72 | 95% | 2023-03-27 |
19180. | Enforb (enforbgaming) | 62.72 | 96% | 2021-03-20 |
19181. | Manhal (mbsarhan) | 62.71 | 94% | 2024-11-13 |
19182. | Aditya (aditya097) | 62.71 | 98% | 2020-12-09 |
19183. | alv (alvdev) | 62.71 | 99% | 2023-05-17 |
19184. | yaorong (yaorong) | 62.70 | 97% | 2019-04-10 |
19185. | (logonoff) | 62.70 | 88% | 2016-11-08 |
19186. | Cindy (cindy1889) | 62.69 | 97% | 2021-09-11 |
19187. | dexter247 (dexter247) | 62.69 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
19188. | Michel (godlikeabt) | 62.69 | 94% | 2017-02-28 |
19189. | Sam (newbelgiummimosa) | 62.68 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
19190. | Ashley (ashnicole4) | 62.68 | 95% | 2023-09-29 |
19191. | Sam (sam1725) | 62.68 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
19192. | Cedric (cediwdm) | 62.67 | 95% | 2023-02-07 |
19193. | Bolbi (neovison6993) | 62.67 | 95% | 2017-05-24 |
19194. | Roger (egorg) | 62.66 | 96% | 2023-05-01 |
19195. | Murad (muradeliyev) | 62.66 | 96% | 2021-03-25 |
19196. | Plasma (hundred_wpm_goal) | 62.65 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
19197. | Toxirjon (tohirjon) | 62.65 | 97% | 2019-09-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |