As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2292. | Matt (mattymarsh) | 110.72 | 99% | 2021-08-30 |
| 2293. | Yamajac (yamajac) | 110.71 | 97.4% | 2021-01-28 |
| 2294. | Jo (xxx_ace_xxx) | 110.71 | 99% | 2024-05-12 |
| 2295. | Brandon (kempy92) | 110.71 | 99% | 2019-09-19 |
| 2296. | 👻 (damoru) | 110.71 | 90% | 2017-02-25 |
| 2297. | Stop being faster than me! ... | 110.71 | 99% | 2015-06-07 |
| 2298. | Larkin (larbob) | 110.71 | 99% | 2018-07-11 |
| 2299. | Bofa (koba1953) | 110.70 | 98.6% | 2024-07-19 |
| 2300. | Edward (xanthicml) | 110.70 | 95% | 2016-05-12 |
| 2301. | froffyman2 (froffyman2) | 110.69 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 2302. | Stea (fracticals) | 110.68 | 99% | 2021-06-11 |
| 2303. | Reuben (reubensong) | 110.67 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
| 2304. | S (codedeft) | 110.67 | 100% | 2022-12-16 |
| 2305. | Tom (timroddle) | 110.66 | 97% | 2021-07-22 |
| 2306. | Antonio (stazzo) | 110.65 | 99.3% | 2023-05-29 |
| 2307. | Anh (yayme12345) | 110.63 | 97% | 2015-11-20 |
| 2308. | Logic (logicop14) | 110.62 | 98% | 2020-09-11 |
| 2309. | DeputyDerpy (deputyderpy) | 110.61 | 97% | 2024-08-25 |
| 2310. | Manfred (manfredxu99) | 110.61 | 86% | 2016-07-08 |
| 2311. | Ilan (ilanzs) | 110.61 | 98% | 2021-06-10 |
| 2312. | Eric (ek81) | 110.61 | 99% | 2015-07-22 |
| 2313. | Lulu (shade_senpai) | 110.60 | 99% | 2022-04-22 |
| 2314. | bob (helloskiz) | 110.59 | 97% | 2024-02-12 |
| 2315. | Isaac (nobos5is) | 110.59 | 98% | 2016-03-17 |
| 2316. | Jeffrey (lolmanx) | 110.58 | 96% | 2022-08-12 |
| 2317. | Dookie Shoes (dookie_shoes) | 110.58 | 99% | 2023-01-28 |
| 2318. | ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ (sebastiuon) | 110.58 | 98% | 2020-02-08 |
| 2319. | dah (highrool) | 110.57 | 96% | 2017-01-25 |
| 2320. | Khuong (khuongl) | 110.56 | 98% | 2021-07-19 |
| 2321. | PsychoSaeko (psychosaeko) | 110.54 | 99% | 2022-10-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |