The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27902. | Zachary (funnyzakk) | 59.19 | 84% | 2014-11-17 |
| 27903. | Yinka (arithmetic) | 59.18 | 96% | 2020-06-02 |
| 27904. | Wanderson (bartuka) | 59.18 | 96% | 2022-04-08 |
| 27905. | hector (hectoraki) | 59.18 | 96% | 2014-04-01 |
| 27906. | Khan (khan2) | 59.18 | — | 2010-09-07 |
| 27907. | Eric (d_m_t) | 59.18 | 93% | 2016-02-29 |
| 27908. | Delevic (delevic) | 59.17 | 95% | 2022-07-17 |
| 27909. | SLSL (slslz) | 59.17 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
| 27910. | Ripan (ripan) | 59.17 | 98% | 2017-09-09 |
| 27911. | Milan (milanmilan) | 59.17 | 98% | 2015-02-11 |
| 27912. | Tobias (tobiasjm) | 59.17 | 93% | 2013-02-05 |
| 27913. | Radu (radutache) | 59.17 | 94% | 2016-07-22 |
| 27914. | fortunr (fortunes) | 59.16 | 95% | 2022-05-12 |
| 27915. | Simon (zireox) | 59.16 | 93% | 2014-03-27 |
| 27916. | 喵喵妙 (miao2361) | 59.16 | 94% | 2013-12-03 |
| 27917. | Alberto (alvalanche) | 59.16 | — | 2009-07-06 |
| 27918. | logan (logannnc) | 59.15 | 96% | 2022-04-23 |
| 27919. | Frikha (frikha) | 59.15 | 96% | 2013-01-01 |
| 27920. | Caxix (caxix) | 59.15 | 98% | 2020-03-08 |
| 27921. | Marwen (devmarwen) | 59.15 | 95% | 2015-04-03 |
| 27922. | Daniel (kald3s) | 59.15 | 92.6% | 2021-02-09 |
| 27923. | jaime (jaaaime) | 59.15 | 96% | 2017-10-20 |
| 27924. | Ben (archerypineapple) | 59.15 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
| 27925. | Sergey (sergeyuf) | 59.15 | — | 2010-11-24 |
| 27926. | PinkyPonky (pinky_ponky) | 59.14 | 95% | 2021-11-22 |
| 27927. | matin (mdmatin4) | 59.14 | 96% | 2023-04-20 |
| 27928. | Darmato (darmato) | 59.14 | 94% | 2022-09-07 |
| 27929. | codedwrench (codedwrench) | 59.14 | 97% | 2016-05-10 |
| 27930. | Jenn (floxpotato) | 59.14 | — | 2011-01-18 |
| 27931. | Felipe (felipekde) | 59.14 | 92% | 2015-06-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |