Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1669. | Neil (neilborde) | 84.50 | 96% | 2017-09-20 |
| 1670. | Neil (mshantanu39) | 84.49 | 98% | 2019-11-12 |
| 1671. | Alexandre (malfortune) | 84.49 | 97% | 2019-08-03 |
| 1672. | Giancarlo (milkman007) | 84.48 | 96% | 2018-12-09 |
| 1673. | Kevin (keveen) | 84.48 | 96% | 2017-11-11 |
| 1674. | James2 (james372) | 84.47 | 99% | 2019-03-13 |
| 1675. | Edwin (nightseas) | 84.46 | 99% | 2018-06-14 |
| 1676. | Pale (apalehorse) | 84.45 | 96% | 2019-06-01 |
| 1677. | Timo (ubulin) | 84.44 | 95% | 2019-03-07 |
| 1678. | Imp (hehexdlmaoxgodx) | 84.43 | 98% | 2018-08-19 |
| 1679. | Shouen (shouenlee) | 84.42 | 98% | 2017-12-27 |
| 1680. | K (karthur) | 84.41 | 96% | 2017-10-02 |
| 1681. | LEntless (lentless) | 84.40 | 98% | 2018-04-29 |
| 1682. | Cinari (cinari) | 84.38 | 98% | 2020-01-24 |
| 1683. | Dark (dark_byte) | 84.36 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
| 1684. | Apoorv (apoorv16) | 84.34 | 99% | 2019-04-02 |
| 1685. | Daniel (cool_nerd88) | 84.30 | 98% | 2017-10-14 |
| 1686. | Logan (loganangle22) | 84.30 | 98% | 2019-03-13 |
| 1687. | Ian (holeyness) | 84.29 | 98% | 2017-10-16 |
| 1688. | crasyfingers (crasyfingers) | 84.28 | 98% | 2019-07-30 |
| 1689. | sd (souparna021) | 84.27 | 99% | 2019-05-17 |
| 1690. | Martin (martinlxn) | 84.27 | 98% | 2018-08-07 |
| 1691. | Amr (amrsaeed) | 84.27 | 99% | 2020-02-18 |
| 1692. | Mike (migpok35) | 84.26 | 98% | 2018-03-09 |
| 1693. | Trav (travm) | 84.24 | 97% | 2018-10-24 |
| 1694. | M (nazarene7) | 84.23 | 97% | 2018-10-18 |
| 1695. | Pacatosu (bossbos23) | 84.22 | 95% | 2020-02-13 |
| 1696. | James (faketag) | 84.21 | 97% | 2017-11-18 |
| 1697. | Sabrina (haroldfinch) | 84.21 | 95% | 2018-05-26 |
| 1698. | gangsheet (quickmaths) | 84.21 | 99% | 2019-03-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |