I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2108. | Ben (xbapple) | 121.85 | 99% | 2017-06-28 |
| 2109. | . (saucegodron) | 121.84 | 98.8% | 2025-01-22 |
| 2110. | Zoey (soeyzandiego) | 121.84 | 98% | 2023-07-08 |
| 2111. | Lonely (ap053001) | 121.84 | 98% | 2022-12-02 |
| 2112. | sm (smgreato) | 121.83 | 99% | 2024-08-10 |
| 2113. | Ivani (ivansingo) | 121.80 | 99% | 2022-12-28 |
| 2114. | Hoopty (phantommonk) | 121.80 | 100% | 2017-02-28 |
| 2115. | catboy (knightsunder) | 121.80 | 99% | 2017-09-20 |
| 2116. | Ray (iconoclasmic) | 121.80 | 99% | 2017-09-01 |
| 2117. | jan (micaelaishot123) | 121.79 | 98% | 2021-09-23 |
| 2118. | Nasufp (nasufp) | 121.77 | 96.9% | 2024-03-20 |
| 2119. | sam (shoihvwoihbv3) | 121.76 | 100% | 2025-02-07 |
| 2120. | Who? (levitations) | 121.76 | 98% | 2023-07-01 |
| 2121. | Rodrigo (diguiin) | 121.75 | 99% | 2024-01-20 |
| 2122. | David (fuzzycheeks) | 121.75 | 98% | 2020-09-28 |
| 2123. | nick (nicotine251) | 121.74 | 99% | 2024-09-26 |
| 2124. | Bird (thatonebird) | 121.72 | 95% | 2020-07-20 |
| 2125. | Jacob (jacobjuras) | 121.72 | 96.9% | 2025-03-16 |
| 2126. | TrinidadJason (trinidadrobba) | 121.72 | 93% | 2017-01-23 |
| 2127. | Minh (lminh) | 121.72 | 99% | 2020-01-17 |
| 2128. | Cube (abdullah67) | 121.71 | 98.8% | 2024-12-18 |
| 2129. | swagzter (slurpman) | 121.71 | 99% | 2018-02-11 |
| 2130. | TotalledZebra (totalledzebra) | 121.68 | 100% | 2020-08-29 |
| 2131. | Lucas (supermug) | 121.68 | 99.4% | 2024-02-11 |
| 2132. | Tyler (pinkrangerz) | 121.68 | 99% | 2024-04-11 |
| 2133. | Jackie (laserelite) | 121.68 | 98.2% | 2023-06-16 |
| 2134. | Luuk (luukkeller) | 121.60 | 98% | 2018-06-21 |
| 2135. | Hovari (hovari) | 121.59 | 99% | 2022-12-09 |
| 2136. | FoTGbigGhost (fotg_reckless) | 121.58 | 100% | 2023-06-03 |
| 2137. | jsung (jsung888) | 121.57 | 99% | 2024-07-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |