I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5864. | Abhishek (abc_cs) | 101.75 | 98.8% | 2025-02-14 |
| 5865. | Matt (bionic_matt) | 101.74 | 98% | 2024-07-28 |
| 5866. | Webs (webbsz) | 101.74 | 98.2% | 2021-02-04 |
| 5867. | altaire (notchrubble) | 101.73 | 97% | 2020-03-16 |
| 5868. | buxinsix (ianlawson99) | 101.73 | 98% | 2019-12-07 |
| 5869. | Geray (der3koy) | 101.72 | 99.4% | 2025-04-14 |
| 5870. | penguinking (emperorpenquin) | 101.72 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 5871. | ahaha (tugarinovite) | 101.72 | 98% | 2018-04-13 |
| 5872. | Simon (simongreen491) | 101.71 | 100% | 2024-10-18 |
| 5873. | jpow (jpowwow) | 101.71 | 98.8% | 2023-08-16 |
| 5874. | Ben (espo1234) | 101.71 | 98% | 2018-11-16 |
| 5875. | someonewhoisntlikeyou (some... | 101.71 | 98% | 2021-11-28 |
| 5876. | Sherif (burnsy98) | 101.71 | 99% | 2019-06-24 |
| 5877. | naviman (naviman) | 101.70 | 98.2% | 2021-02-18 |
| 5878. | Zia (zeeya) | 101.70 | 97% | 2021-06-16 |
| 5879. | mire (mire_kr) | 101.70 | 98% | 2019-10-03 |
| 5880. | wad (brambojambo) | 101.69 | 97% | 2022-10-26 |
| 5881. | hi (shockblades) | 101.69 | 97% | 2020-05-14 |
| 5882. | Llama (llamalpaca) | 101.69 | 99% | 2018-02-04 |
| 5883. | Theodore (boss_baby_2) | 101.68 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
| 5884. | touch grass (midca) | 101.68 | 98% | 2021-11-06 |
| 5885. | Andre (myagmea) | 101.68 | 98% | 2017-01-29 |
| 5886. | ain'tgotnotype (kipkipk) | 101.68 | 95% | 2017-04-28 |
| 5887. | Diablo (xxsoloxxleveling) | 101.67 | 99% | 2023-07-21 |
| 5888. | sk (skdreams) | 101.67 | 99% | 2023-04-24 |
| 5889. | Ryan (riceisgoodman) | 101.66 | 98% | 2021-12-31 |
| 5890. | J (iaswell) | 101.66 | 97.1% | 2021-02-12 |
| 5891. | Munir (munirgkm) | 101.66 | 99% | 2021-04-25 |
| 5892. | b9na (b9na) | 101.65 | 96% | 2024-09-24 |
| 5893. | SledgeHammer (wrinkleflute) | 101.65 | 98.8% | 2024-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |