As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5278. | Mikel (meekay) | 96.34 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 5279. | Teem? (twweeem) | 96.34 | 100% | 2021-02-04 |
| 5280. | shrike (wangster_) | 96.34 | 98% | 2019-08-22 |
| 5281. | Khánh Duy (duy_sau_rom) | 96.34 | 99% | 2021-09-19 |
| 5282. | Kimi (kmimkll) | 96.33 | 97% | 2022-08-08 |
| 5283. | Color (colormotion) | 96.33 | 97% | 2022-06-25 |
| 5284. | NiglaciousXII (glaedrlol) | 96.33 | 96% | 2015-11-05 |
| 5285. | Stefano (flubberwuffer) | 96.32 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 5286. | Xapto (xapto) | 96.32 | 98% | 2017-10-04 |
| 5287. | JustAnIntern (botbananaman) | 96.32 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
| 5288. | nanoray (saliciti) | 96.31 | 96% | 2021-10-11 |
| 5289. | doquan (doquannnn) | 96.31 | 98% | 2024-07-22 |
| 5290. | kanacurry (kanacurry) | 96.31 | 98% | 2015-08-10 |
| 5291. | uty (tisurend) | 96.30 | 98% | 2021-10-29 |
| 5292. | Doctor (drkabob) | 96.29 | 96% | 2023-07-26 |
| 5293. | James (dekudeku) | 96.29 | 95% | 2015-09-01 |
| 5294. | Lijian (ljw2) | 96.28 | 98% | 2023-04-09 |
| 5295. | Tom (polaricecaps) | 96.28 | 98.8% | 2024-01-09 |
| 5296. | Gaster (iamgaster) | 96.28 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 5297. | Nessa (kidd000) | 96.28 | 98% | 2017-07-19 |
| 5298. | Mack (mackfitzg) | 96.27 | 97% | 2024-06-10 |
| 5299. | Joshua (joshhou) | 96.27 | 99% | 2021-03-30 |
| 5300. | Snorlax (pidude314) | 96.26 | 97% | 2015-11-21 |
| 5301. | poke (uuuuuuu7) | 96.26 | 88% | 2016-09-05 |
| 5302. | Banzay (coldhands69) | 96.26 | 99% | 2017-12-26 |
| 5303. | hero (herospart) | 96.25 | 97% | 2019-05-01 |
| 5304. | Sambam (sambamsami) | 96.25 | 98% | 2023-06-23 |
| 5305. | zhem_ (zhem) | 96.25 | 95% | 2021-07-02 |
| 5306. | Steve (addictedtoendorphins) | 96.25 | 99% | 2021-02-07 |
| 5307. | Vaishnav (thecookingcardsman) | 96.25 | 98% | 2019-08-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |