I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9417. | FlyingFlamingo (deinna222) | 86.88 | 96% | 2015-10-02 |
| 9418. | Melvin (melli06) | 86.87 | 99% | 2020-05-29 |
| 9419. | House V (housev) | 86.87 | 97% | 2016-11-19 |
| 9420. | Notez (notez) | 86.87 | 94% | 2015-10-04 |
| 9421. | tstats[ymagunn] (ymagunn) | 86.86 | 96% | 2024-07-30 |
| 9422. | cheer (charliewi) | 86.86 | 97% | 2022-12-31 |
| 9423. | Ninja (diejkonpog) | 86.86 | 96% | 2021-02-15 |
| 9424. | theaveragedude (the_avg_dude) | 86.86 | 98% | 2021-10-24 |
| 9425. | Guts (noob_06) | 86.86 | 98% | 2017-07-10 |
| 9426. | Dramadix (dramadix) | 86.85 | 97.5% | 2024-05-15 |
| 9427. | Elia (ganmen) | 86.85 | 98% | 2020-05-03 |
| 9428. | Michael (mchu519) | 86.85 | 96% | 2021-08-24 |
| 9429. | Tobie (tobberd) | 86.85 | 97% | 2018-02-20 |
| 9430. | asdf (rushlync) | 86.85 | 96.6% | 2024-08-22 |
| 9431. | Michael (punkkoala) | 86.85 | 97% | 2015-06-18 |
| 9432. | West (westqt) | 86.85 | 94% | 2016-10-23 |
| 9433. | Red (dealbreaker) | 86.84 | 98% | 2023-05-29 |
| 9434. | slowpoke (ploperq) | 86.84 | 98% | 2023-04-17 |
| 9435. | Larry (lizard_larry) | 86.84 | 97% | 2022-01-04 |
| 9436. | machinegungeek (machinegung... | 86.84 | 99% | 2019-04-03 |
| 9437. | ＴＯＭＭＹ (taweesoft) | 86.84 | 96% | 2018-01-18 |
| 9438. | Boogie (chris186) | 86.84 | 97% | 2016-01-06 |
| 9439. | boniu (wincentbugs) | 86.84 | 95% | 2021-12-19 |
| 9440. | Adam (brownhulk) | 86.83 | 97.3% | 2021-02-19 |
| 9441. | yoyojuice (yoyojuice) | 86.83 | 97% | 2021-04-06 |
| 9442. | Joo (jooooooo) | 86.83 | 95% | 2018-05-01 |
| 9443. | Chinmay (chinmaykarnik) | 86.82 | 97% | 2025-01-25 |
| 9444. | Caleb (xtirionx) | 86.82 | 97% | 2016-05-04 |
| 9445. | Love (kudinoff) | 86.82 | 97% | 2016-10-09 |
| 9446. | Kristen (kristengreen3) | 86.82 | 96% | 2020-05-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |