I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12239. | Brunt (thatters) | 83.40 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
| 12240. | Shub (shub01) | 83.40 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
| 12241. | Polar (polar_6275) | 83.39 | 97% | 2021-12-17 |
| 12242. | Amit (amitjatav03) | 83.39 | 100% | 2023-03-20 |
| 12243. | damList (damanthm) | 83.39 | 99% | 2021-11-01 |
| 12244. | Kunal (boomlion) | 83.39 | 98% | 2023-09-22 |
| 12245. | Isaac (inied) | 83.39 | 94% | 2020-08-01 |
| 12246. | Max (maxbro) | 83.38 | 98% | 2020-11-13 |
| 12247. | Simon (szheng17) | 83.38 | 95.3% | 2021-02-05 |
| 12248. | Jackson (neatoburrito) | 83.37 | 98% | 2021-12-14 |
| 12249. | Christopher (chrischafin) | 83.37 | 96% | 2023-04-02 |
| 12250. | Lucas (lukasyoi2) | 83.37 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
| 12251. | Parag (parag776) | 83.37 | 99% | 2022-07-30 |
| 12252. | DelBoski (delbboski) | 83.37 | 99% | 2018-01-31 |
| 12253. | Shypolarbear (shypolarbear) | 83.37 | 99% | 2017-09-22 |
| 12254. | Cau Be (caubelangthang) | 83.37 | 97% | 2019-07-17 |
| 12255. | Ben (god_0f_typing) | 83.36 | 99% | 2023-01-26 |
| 12256. | dante (vincent_is_bad) | 83.36 | 96% | 2019-09-03 |
| 12257. | pop (poopppp) | 83.36 | 96% | 2020-11-20 |
| 12258. | V¹ҡҡʏ (littlevikky_) | 83.36 | 100% | 2021-11-14 |
| 12259. | Morgan (iffy_m) | 83.36 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
| 12260. | YungLarry (yungkallef) | 83.36 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 12261. | Joeshau (joeshau) | 83.34 | 96% | 2022-11-02 |
| 12262. | Joshua (k0zy) | 83.34 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| 12263. | John (caduke) | 83.34 | 99% | 2017-01-14 |
| 12264. | WeirdChamp (momboom) | 83.33 | 96% | 2019-06-17 |
| 12265. | Ritesh (greeaatt_successs) | 83.33 | 99% | 2022-11-20 |
| 12266. | Mike (blitzsiege) | 83.33 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 12267. | Altantsooj (baljkaa39) | 83.33 | 98% | 2023-02-10 |
| 12268. | Coco (ummena) | 83.33 | 95% | 2025-08-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |