I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2800. | lunalululu (lunalululu) | 75.80 | 96% | 2024-12-30 |
| 2801. | Jimmy (jimmyhimmy414) | 75.78 | 97.4% | 2024-04-24 |
| 2802. | NicTreb (senior_toto) | 75.78 | 98% | 2023-09-11 |
| 2803. | airberlin (airberlin1010) | 75.77 | 97.7% | 2024-08-04 |
| 2804. | Boris (xivid2) | 75.75 | 97% | 2024-12-16 |
| 2805. | International_Trout (intern... | 75.73 | 97% | 2024-12-30 |
| 2806. | asianxeggroll (asianxeggrolll) | 75.69 | 97.4% | 2025-06-01 |
| 2807. | dfdf (ererrew) | 75.68 | 97% | 2025-05-22 |
| 2808. | Fezco (fezco_) | 75.65 | 97% | 2024-09-07 |
| 2809. | Aidan (bonelessperseverance) | 75.63 | 96% | 2023-05-05 |
| 2810. | Derek (djw191) | 75.62 | 96% | 2023-07-19 |
| 2811. | Min (solidsteel) | 75.53 | 96% | 2025-01-13 |
| 2812. | yogurt (yopurt) | 75.53 | 95.2% | 2024-10-30 |
| 2813. | ArnelTrend (arneltrend23) | 75.51 | 97% | 2025-01-09 |
| 2814. | th3ripp3r (rajeshceh) | 75.50 | 97.3% | 2023-09-15 |
| 2815. | PMC (pmcc) | 75.47 | 95.7% | 2024-05-11 |
| 2816. | Luthian (littlequints) | 75.46 | 96.2% | 2023-06-13 |
| 2817. | Luke (tric331) | 75.45 | 97% | 2023-06-27 |
| 2818. | swuab (swuab) | 75.45 | 96% | 2024-02-27 |
| 2819. | Lily (432frequenced) | 75.44 | 96% | 2025-06-15 |
| 2820. | Abhi_Dvorak (abhyudaya_nair) | 75.41 | 98.1% | 2023-11-02 |
| 2821. | Dhruv (dhrutube) | 75.40 | 97.5% | 2025-02-23 |
| 2822. | flying511 (flying511) | 75.39 | 95.6% | 2025-03-21 |
| 2823. | Ara Ara (vinhwiu) | 75.37 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
| 2824. | mohammed (momotan039) | 75.35 | 95.8% | 2024-04-14 |
| 2825. | CAIIIARH (caiiiarh) | 75.32 | 97% | 2024-05-28 |
| 2826. | Flow (the__tiger) | 75.31 | 97% | 2024-06-09 |
| 2827. | camelCase (saisrikantta2) | 75.30 | 97.6% | 2024-05-17 |
| 2828. | cabro (mdrmono) | 75.29 | 95.7% | 2024-12-03 |
| 2829. | efk (enofk714) | 75.28 | 95% | 2025-06-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |