I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12277. | Sora (soralimit) | 81.30 | 92% | 2016-06-03 |
| 12278. | John Pork (cooliojohnpork) | 81.30 | 97% | 2025-03-06 |
| 12279. | jude (judepls) | 81.30 | 98% | 2019-05-12 |
| 12280. | Piyush (lanslord11) | 81.30 | 97% | 2022-08-06 |
| 12281. | Michael (michaelchristian024) | 81.30 | 99% | 2021-10-22 |
| 12282. | Banuraga (banuraga) | 81.30 | 94% | 2017-01-16 |
| 12283. | TheTypers (reducer) | 81.29 | 98% | 2024-06-04 |
| 12284. | Slow (nanashi159) | 81.29 | 95% | 2021-10-28 |
| 12285. | Abhinav (abhinav92003) | 81.29 | 93% | 2016-07-20 |
| 12286. | Wasan (was_an) | 81.28 | 98% | 2025-07-04 |
| 12287. | TheBlueArt (theblueart) | 81.28 | 97% | 2023-06-10 |
| 12288. | coder8080 (coder8080) | 81.28 | 99% | 2023-08-11 |
| 12289. | Ariaz (ariaz) | 81.28 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
| 12290. | BleaKrytE (bleakryte) | 81.27 | 98% | 2022-04-04 |
| 12291. | Jimmy (jimmy_voe) | 81.27 | 96% | 2023-01-05 |
| 12292. | ALostKorean (alostkorean) | 81.27 | 95% | 2021-08-30 |
| 12293. | mathijs (melkvlek) | 81.26 | 98% | 2025-03-17 |
| 12294. | Yoran (ouli) | 81.26 | 96% | 2017-09-23 |
| 12295. | stray (straymay) | 81.26 | 95.9% | 2024-09-30 |
| 12296. | مــØـــمــــوØ... | 81.26 | 97% | 2020-08-04 |
| 12297. | GG2U (litewings) | 81.26 | 90% | 2016-10-12 |
| 12298. | German (germopotter) | 81.26 | 96% | 2016-06-19 |
| 12299. | pat (teloi) | 81.25 | 97% | 2020-04-16 |
| 12300. | C (deft_hand) | 81.25 | 97% | 2020-03-23 |
| 12301. | tstats[clob1414] (clob1414) | 81.25 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
| 12302. | Dvorak_Destroyer (phantomor... | 81.25 | 96% | 2023-10-31 |
| 12303. | Cameron (narbitz) | 81.25 | 96% | 2022-10-22 |
| 12304. | Ray (castello666) | 81.25 | 97.8% | 2024-08-21 |
| 12305. | Â (nt_chill) | 81.25 | 97% | 2019-04-20 |
| 12306. | blanket (blanketsalt) | 81.25 | 96% | 2018-07-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |