I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 763. | tolbi (tolbi) | 105.90 | 97% | 2024-07-28 |
| 764. | Veronica (veronica_xd) | 105.87 | 96.7% | 2025-02-24 |
| 765. | Hol (holster) | 105.87 | 97.9% | 2024-01-05 |
| 766. | olivia (omcg67) | 105.84 | 98.1% | 2024-03-19 |
| 767. | Your mom (mczoom_7) | 105.82 | 97.1% | 2024-02-15 |
| 768. | Atlas (dr_cube) | 105.82 | 97.9% | 2024-12-19 |
| 769. | xena (scogx3281) | 105.81 | 97.2% | 2024-02-27 |
| 770. | king (kingclem) | 105.79 | 97% | 2024-04-17 |
| 771. | Nagwu (nagwu) | 105.78 | 98% | 2023-04-23 |
| 772. | Ethan (ethanmq) | 105.77 | 97% | 2024-10-08 |
| 773. | nr922 (nr922) | 105.76 | 96.2% | 2024-06-08 |
| 774. | Aren (tl8xv) | 105.75 | 98% | 2023-05-08 |
| 775. | Jack (jr9810) | 105.72 | 99.4% | 2024-07-13 |
| 776. | chie26 (pandak_ako) | 105.71 | 99% | 2024-01-12 |
| 777. | amazinglySlow (d_reamer) | 105.70 | 99.1% | 2025-03-04 |
| 778. | Sugar Honey (engscholar15) | 105.69 | 99% | 2024-03-23 |
| 779. | Stored (stored3lk) | 105.67 | 97% | 2023-06-21 |
| 780. | Stephen (litedrizzle) | 105.67 | 98% | 2024-01-07 |
| 781. | Alexei (mrzantrax) | 105.64 | 96% | 2025-03-26 |
| 782. | Someone (littleriver) | 105.63 | 98.9% | 2024-06-13 |
| 783. | korvapuusti (kanonn) | 105.62 | 96% | 2023-08-27 |
| 784. | Ben (nidhamkhalid) | 105.62 | 97% | 2025-05-31 |
| 785. | NO WAR ON IRAN 🗿 (guppyp... | 105.57 | 99% | 2025-05-17 |
| 786. | Thomas (toxic365) | 105.53 | 97% | 2023-07-08 |
| 787. | Ian (agenti23) | 105.45 | 97% | 2025-07-04 |
| 788. | Justin (quick2diddle) | 105.40 | 97.9% | 2024-04-20 |
| 789. | ShukraTej (shukratej) | 105.39 | 97.5% | 2024-12-28 |
| 790. | Mike (jewunit) | 105.39 | 98.2% | 2023-11-07 |
| 791. | Ask-2005 (ask2005) | 105.37 | 96.7% | 2024-05-02 |
| 792. | Sky (lanprodn41) | 105.31 | 96.7% | 2025-02-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |