As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19064. | UterivacDusmana (uterivacdu... | 63.03 | 93.9% | 2024-04-04 |
19065. | Joss (oddiology) | 63.03 | 95% | 2016-07-30 |
19066. | Valeriouz (valeriouz) | 63.03 | 97.3% | 2023-10-31 |
19067. | William (jitoyo) | 63.03 | 86% | 2016-07-29 |
19068. | Prafull (wilose) | 63.02 | 98% | 2022-02-28 |
19069. | ahmadreza (ahmad79reza) | 63.02 | 96% | 2023-04-03 |
19070. | Al (bado_76) | 63.02 | 88% | 2016-05-31 |
19071. | Luis (lem93) | 63.02 | 94% | 2017-05-24 |
19072. | Arshad (arshadzargar) | 63.01 | 97% | 2019-07-28 |
19073. | Damon (damon1864) | 63.01 | 96% | 2022-11-08 |
19074. | Oliver (oliverrayn) | 63.01 | 94% | 2022-05-10 |
19075. | Ash (ash_typeracer) | 63.01 | 96% | 2021-04-04 |
19076. | Robbie (roadcasted) | 63.01 | 87% | 2015-05-12 |
19077. | Marcelo (marcelocanales) | 63.00 | 96% | 2023-02-19 |
19078. | Fr0sty (itsfr0sty) | 63.00 | 96% | 2022-03-19 |
19079. | timothy (thovin) | 63.00 | 94% | 2015-10-14 |
19080. | DanielGolem (danielgolem) | 62.99 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
19081. | Ian (iwright8) | 62.99 | 96% | 2018-06-27 |
19082. | Lior (liornoder) | 62.99 | 95% | 2021-01-19 |
19083. | Bob (2slick4you2) | 62.99 | 95% | 2017-06-14 |
19084. | Apoorva (apoorvab) | 62.99 | 95% | 2016-12-20 |
19085. | Dr.Gliscor (drgliscor) | 62.98 | 95% | 2022-02-17 |
19086. | Salman (siralpha) | 62.98 | 95% | 2018-08-20 |
19087. | h (sedlife) | 62.98 | 96% | 2022-03-30 |
19088. | trashbin (ennoch) | 62.98 | 95% | 2020-12-10 |
19089. | zachary (zhutton) | 62.98 | 96% | 2019-09-17 |
19090. | d2 (dittumon) | 62.98 | 94% | 2016-06-07 |
19091. | Brandon (lnstantransmission) | 62.97 | 97% | 2020-05-08 |
19092. | Shawna (shawnachiew) | 62.97 | 96% | 2018-12-22 |
19093. | Ishan (ityper0020) | 62.97 | 98% | 2019-05-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |