So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8007. | (ballerstatus) | 89.83 | 92% | 2012-08-25 |
| 8008. | (superpanda64) | 89.82 | 96% | 2022-06-24 |
| 8009. | (jeff3077) | 89.82 | 99% | 2023-03-23 |
| 8010. | (generic_exe) | 89.82 | 97% | 2023-05-04 |
| 8011. | (h8gi) | 89.82 | 99% | 2017-05-10 |
| 8012. | (ludway) | 89.81 | 98% | 2023-07-03 |
| 8013. | (xenogenesis) | 89.81 | 100% | 2016-01-12 |
| 8014. | telekinetic (telekineticfool) | 89.81 | 96% | 2015-02-08 |
| 8015. | Deus (deusdeceit) | 89.80 | 96% | 2013-09-10 |
| 8016. | G. (appellative) | 89.80 | — | 2009-01-28 |
| 8017. | (forger) | 89.79 | — | 2011-02-16 |
| 8018. | ---> (countyeq) | 89.79 | 93% | 2012-03-01 |
| 8019. | (usernamessuck) | 89.78 | 97% | 2021-05-19 |
| 8020. | ~ (ffllooaatteerr) | 89.78 | 96% | 2021-12-17 |
| 8021. | (projectfupagain) | 89.78 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 8022. | (oddlyandunlikely) | 89.78 | 97.9% | 2021-02-04 |
| 8023. | tstats[gravityhurts] (gravi... | 89.77 | 97.2% | 2023-10-03 |
| 8024. | (linkaixd) | 89.77 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 8025. | (zackizgamer) | 89.77 | 94% | 2015-11-07 |
| 8026. | (aron25) | 89.76 | 99% | 2022-09-20 |
| 8027. | (trainingdiver) | 89.76 | 97% | 2022-07-02 |
| 8028. | (rikgnasty) | 89.76 | 99% | 2014-03-14 |
| 8029. | (pipped) | 89.75 | 99% | 2022-11-11 |
| 8030. | Melvyn (melv012) | 89.75 | 98% | 2021-04-29 |
| 8031. | Jared (jared779) | 89.75 | 96% | 2015-01-22 |
| 8032. | (brentjones333) | 89.75 | 95% | 2016-01-21 |
| 8033. | (trinitree1024) | 89.74 | 96% | 2020-10-26 |
| 8034. | (kaka14) | 89.74 | 94% | 2018-09-19 |
| 8035. | (rubikute) | 89.74 | 98% | 2022-12-23 |
| 8036. | (bb667) | 89.74 | 97% | 2020-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |