And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17691. | Lex (lexy) | 83.17 | — | 2008-10-21 |
| 17692. | Red lights (blazemkwii) | 83.17 | 98% | 2014-07-19 |
| 17693. | Edoardo (maxmagous) | 83.16 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 17694. | Kevin (kevinhsiung) | 83.16 | 91% | 2013-04-04 |
| 17695. | ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (sipps) | 83.16 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
| 17696. | TiBuRiN (tiburin) | 83.16 | 97% | 2012-08-07 |
| 17697. | Jim (sprinks41) | 83.16 | — | 2009-02-28 |
| 17698. | Viktoras (haeven) | 83.16 | 95% | 2021-03-12 |
| 17699. | yuumita (yuumita) | 83.16 | 95% | 2022-06-06 |
| 17700. | Ryan (apandainthemist) | 83.16 | 98% | 2019-09-10 |
| 17701. | VenkatNaryan (venkatttwenty) | 83.16 | 96% | 2022-10-18 |
| 17702. | G (gmakzy) | 83.15 | 98% | 2021-09-10 |
| 17703. | Ahmed (ahmekal) | 83.15 | 98% | 2023-01-23 |
| 17704. | PHỤC NGUYỄN (vanphucka) | 83.15 | 95% | 2016-04-06 |
| 17705. | jenooi (jenooi) | 83.15 | — | 2011-03-15 |
| 17706. | Han Yi (ohy1994) | 83.15 | 92% | 2013-11-01 |
| 17707. | William (speier70) | 83.14 | 98% | 2018-08-21 |
| 17708. | linkai (linkaixd) | 83.14 | 95.4% | 2021-02-24 |
| 17709. | Simmons1 (_simmons) | 83.14 | 94.6% | 2023-07-03 |
| 17710. | JuniperBlossom (juniperblos... | 83.14 | 98% | 2016-10-27 |
| 17711. | Susan (houstonsleepingbeauty) | 83.13 | 95% | 2012-09-19 |
| 17712. | Gourav (batragrv) | 83.13 | 92% | 2015-11-25 |
| 17713. | Rät (el0ngated_muskrat) | 83.13 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 17714. | Shakil (narjis) | 83.13 | 98% | 2013-09-17 |
| 17715. | Zoe (zoeerp) | 83.13 | — | 2009-04-09 |
| 17716. | Raghav (raghavlaad) | 83.13 | 97% | 2022-10-02 |
| 17717. | gang gangz (gangganggangz) | 83.13 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| 17718. | Miq (karmik) | 83.13 | 90% | 2016-12-08 |
| 17719. | MambaDev (stainless) | 83.13 | 90% | 2016-03-10 |
| 17720. | scuba (scuba2x) | 83.12 | 98% | 2021-12-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |