The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7710. | Kerp (shaqdiesel) | 94.46 | 98% | 2023-09-21 |
| 7711. | Ami (amivu) | 94.46 | — | 2011-03-23 |
| 7712. | peter (mazzmos) | 94.46 | 97% | 2013-01-21 |
| 7713. | Taco (tacobandit) | 94.45 | — | 2010-01-13 |
| 7714. | Kimberly (kimberlynf) | 94.45 | 97% | 2011-08-28 |
| 7715. | zat (teacup) | 94.45 | 97% | 2014-09-22 |
| 7716. | Qwerty (qwerty80801) | 94.45 | 99% | 2022-04-27 |
| 7717. | dbatac (dbatac) | 94.44 | 97% | 2023-08-08 |
| 7718. | lae (laenahtan) | 94.44 | 95% | 2022-10-13 |
| 7719. | Meg (mgos23) | 94.44 | — | 2008-12-23 |
| 7720. | oreo (e00d) | 94.43 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
| 7721. | Bias R2 w/ CRP Tulip (nnaco... | 94.43 | 97% | 2021-04-11 |
| 7722. | Caroline (caroline_sln) | 94.43 | 98% | 2014-12-15 |
| 7723. | Amanda (nochu11) | 94.43 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
| 7724. | °Harvéy Ả.™ (harvey_... | 94.43 | — | 2010-03-03 |
| 7725. | Lakshay (shaybas) | 94.42 | 98% | 2020-11-02 |
| 7726. | dimwit (dimwit7) | 94.41 | 98.1% | 2023-08-23 |
| 7727. | Steve (stevestupidface) | 94.41 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
| 7728. | Andrew (scythe89) | 94.41 | — | 2011-03-21 |
| 7729. | Linh VED (linhtruong) | 94.41 | 97% | 2012-01-26 |
| 7730. | kikin (thesmallmeninstitute) | 94.40 | 97% | 2023-07-19 |
| 7731. | Fast (fastturkish) | 94.40 | 98% | 2013-07-03 |
| 7732. | nak0z (nak0z) | 94.40 | 93% | 2012-04-09 |
| 7733. | Stephanie (deepsecret) | 94.40 | — | 2009-03-23 |
| 7734. | Bamco (bamco) | 94.40 | 96% | 2014-08-19 |
| 7735. | Drew (duckback) | 94.39 | 96% | 2016-11-05 |
| 7736. | Buttt (hisleftcheek) | 94.39 | 98% | 2019-11-19 |
| 7737. | Fenix (isaac.hermens@gmail.... | 94.39 | 95% | 2013-10-14 |
| 7738. | 👋youtu.be/AXNeUMDP3no (o... | 94.38 | 96% | 2021-11-08 |
| 7739. | Besnik (besnikkabashi) | 94.38 | 95% | 2015-10-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |